Way below optimal: Pens beat Caps 3-2
The Washington Capitals played a mostly miserable game against the Pittsburgh Penguins on Tuesday night. But mostly miserable is sometimes also partially…
The Washington Capitals played a mostly miserable game against the Pittsburgh Penguins on Tuesday night. But mostly miserable is sometimes also partially…
The Washington Capitals and New Jersey Devils came into the back half of a back-to-back in which they both lost the first…
A Saturday matinee was on the books for the Washington Capitals who hosted the New York Rangers as the two sides did…
The Washington Capitals kept to their winning ways with a convincing yet sloppy victory over the Buffalo Sabres on Thursday night. After…
In a stunning turn of events, the Washington Capitals played well against the Pittsburgh Penguins and actually won a game. I'd be…
Our precious Vancouver Canucks needed a win over the Calgary Flames so badly, and they weren't trying to hide it. The Canucks…
The Washington Capitals got to play host to the Philadelphia Flyers for a highly entertaining -- if not highly frustrating -- Super…
The Washington Capitals fell to the New York Rangers in a punishingly boring hockey game that I will now describe in the…
The Capitals hosted the Boston Bruins for the second time this season. After a wild win by the Caps during their last…
The two teams at the top of the NHL's East Division matched up for the first time this season as the Washington…
Welp. Without virtually all their star players, the Washington Capitals quickly fell into a three-goal hole to Barry Trotz's New York Islanders.…
A team calling themselves the Washington Capitals, but who lacked most familiar Caps players and who were obviously wearing the wrong uniform,…
Down like a hundred players, the Washington Capitals had an afternoon date with the Buffalo Sabres that was awkward and weird and…
The Washington Capitals opened their 2021 home campaign against the Buffalo Sabres and did so for the first time sans Alex Ovechkin…
Tuesday's game between the Capitals and Penguins was the most needlessly aggravating games of hockey I've watched in a long time. The…
It's been way too long -- nearly a calendar year -- since the Washington Capitals spent a day visiting their best buddies,…
With a narrow win on Friday night, the Capitals emerged victorious in the back-to-back season opening series in Buffalo. But this was…
Hey! Hockey's back. Let's pretend the pandemic doesn't exist for a few minutes. The Caps just beat the Sabres, starting off the…
The Capitals lost their last hockey game of the season. The New York Islanders advance to the second round with a gentlemen's…
This is not going to be a normal game recap. This game was too powerful, too weird, too Capitals-ish to be a…
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