Caps beat Senators 7-5 in just a freaking quintessential Capitals game ❤️
There was once this struggling midwest rock band who were notorious for being kind of a mess. Some nights they'd be too…
Saturday mayhem: Flames beat Capitals 4-3 (OT)
The Washington Capitals played host to the Calgary Flames this afternoon and it was the perfect amount of chaos. I'm out of…
Rockin’ and rollin’ on the road: Capitals beat Devils 4-1
The Washington Capitals traveled for the first and only time this season to New Jersey to take on the Devils. The Caps…
Caps beat Avs 6-3 on ESPN+/Hulu or whatever
The Washington Capitals dominated the shorthanded Colorado Avalanche in a rousing game that 15 people were able to watch. Evgeny Kuznetsov birdwalked…
Overtime sadness: Lightning beat Capitals 2-1
The Capitals welcomed the defending Stanley Cup Champs into their barn on Saturday night. Alex Ovechkin opened the scoring, beating Andrei Vasilevskiy…
Alex Ovechkin scores two as Caps beat Rangers 5-1
Hi. Welcome back. Hope you're doing alright. Wild times, eh? Yeah, I'm good, hanging in there. Okay, that was a good talk.…
The end of something, or some things
The Washington Capitals lost their must-win game, ending their season with a 3-1 loss to the Boston Bruins, losing the series 4-1.…
Caps humiliated in 4-1 loss to Bruins
The Washington Capitals were pathetic in Game Four, hardly putting up a fight as the Boston Bruins steamrolled their way to a…
Bruins beat Caps 3-2 in yet another overtime
A ragged Washington Capitals team shipped up to Boston for yet another playoff game against the Bruins that needed longer than an…
Chronicles of Garnia: Bruins beat Caps 4-3 in overtime
The Washington Capitals played a taut and tense game against the Boston Bruins on Monday night. Trading goals early before the goalies…
Caps beat Bruins 3-2 as overtime is Oshie time!
The playoffs began as the playoffs were destined to begin: with a goal by North America's sweetheart, Tom Wilson. Jake DeBrusk returned…
Raffl to the roof: Caps beat Bruins 2-1
The Washington Capitals and a bunch of dudes resembling the Boston Bruins played a game that mattered just as much as a…
The graveyard game: Caps beat Flyers 2-1 in OT
The Washington Capitals are falling apart. Hi, this is an injury report what thinks it is to be a game recap. The…
Bad bounces: Flyers beat Caps 4-2
The Washington Capitals have returned home for the final three games of the regular season and will kick things off with two…
For Coach: Caps beat Rangers 4-2
The Washington Capitals defeated the New York Rangers in a game that people tuned into for one reason, but I hope they…
Weird Year: The Game: Caps beat Rangers 6-3
Some corrupted bastardization of the Washington Capitals summoned an eldritch win over the New York Rangers on Monday night. In a hockey…
Not fun: Penguins beat Caps 3-0
The Washington Capitals did battle once more with their best friends forever, the Pittsburgh Penguins. Lord, I really dislike that team. Bryant…
Penguins beat Caps 5-4 in overtime, but Caps secure postseason
The Washington Capitals did a lot right against the Pittsburgh Penguins on Thursday, but they blew it with some sloppy play in…
They’ll take all three: Caps beat Islanders 1-0
For the third time in a row, the Washington Capitals and New York Islanders did battle atop the NHL's East Division. Could…
Winning the battle of the Ilyas: Caps beat Islanders 6-3
An Alex Ovechkin-less Washington Capitals did battle with the Barry Trotz-led New York Islanders for the second time in only a few…
