Unlike the 2025 NHL Awards, which were fun but highly produced individual events, the Hockey Hall of Fame announced the 2025 class…
Former NHL defenseman Zdeno Chara was one of eight individuals elected to the Hockey Hall of Fame on Tuesday afternoon. Chara was…
Joe Thornton officially announced his retirement from the NHL on Saturday in a video published by the San Jose Sharks on X.…
Joe Thornton wrapped up his 24th season in the National Hockey League when the Florida Panthers were swept out of the second…
Jumbo Joe will ride again. The Florida Panthers announced on Friday that they signed Joe Thornton to a one-year deal. Thornton will…
The NHL is continuing to serve up Great Ovechkin Content - this time inadvertently. Friday, the NHL posted a graphic showing which…
There's growing evidence that puck drop for the new NHL season is coming soon. On Monday, HC Davos of the Swiss National…
The Toronto Maple Leafs signed legend Joe Thornton to a one-year, $700,000 deal Friday evening. Steve Dangle reacted to the signing today…
A day after announcing he would play a 23rd season in the NHL, Joe Thornton has signed a one-year contract with the…
Joe Thornton will return for a 23rd season. Thursday, the 41-year-old future Hall of Famer announced that he will play for HC…
Joe Thornton must still be reeling from Tom Wilson's trash talk victory several nights ago because the 40-year-old was extra irritable during…
The Washington Capitals beat the San Jose Sharks 5-2 at the Shark Tank on Tuesday and it got chippy and chirpy. Evander…
Jumbo Joe is back. On Friday morning the San Jose Sharks announced that the 40-year-old forward has signed a new one-year deal…
San Jose Sharks forward Joe Thornton will have to sit out one playoff game after being suspended for an illegal check to…
The San Jose Sharks season was cut short Sunday evening as the upstart Vegas Golden Knights won Game Six. As the Sharks…
Even though Joe Thornton is hurt and not currently playing for the San Jose Sharks, a Blues fan still came to the…
Two seconds into the Sharks-Leafs game Thursday night, Nazem Kadri showed off his potential as a future beautician when he gave future…
Joe Thornton, who probably should have been suspended earlier this week, is both a hockey and human legend. Aside from scoring 1,407…
Monday's Caps-Sharks game was a rather pedestrian affair until TJ Oshie got injured late in the second period. Then all hell broke…
Late in the second period, Joe Thornton knocked TJ Oshie out of the game after checking the Capitals forward in the head…
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