The Washington Capitals and the New York Rangers are scheduled to play what some suspect could be a hockey game, but will likely turn into a tables, ladders, and chairs match after Monday’s line brawl. Buckle up. This is going to be a wild one.
They are set to drop the puck and probably gloves at 7 PM. Peter thankfully has your recap because if I did the account would probably get banned tonight.
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Well, thanks to WaPo’s Sam Pell, we know that TJ Oshie will be back in the lineup tonight, Alex Ovechkin will not, Vitek Vanecek will be in net, Justin Schultz is likely a game-time decision, Evgeny Kuznetsov and Ilya Samsonov are unavailable, and the Caps will bring someone in from the taxi squad to fill a space. Got it? Good, because I don’t. Here’s my…guess?
Sheary – Backstrom – Oshie
Mantha – Eller – Wilson
Carr – Raffl – Sprong
Hagelin – Dowd – Hathaway
Orlov – Carlson
Dillon – TvR
Chara – Jensen
Legend: 🌮 = win; 🚽 = loss; 🤷 = OTL
so excited for the caps vs rangers game pic.twitter.com/xm3k44UKu8
— 𝙰𝚟𝚊 ʅʕ•ᴥ•ʔʃ (@avatarrant) May 5, 2021
My favorite faction in wrestling right now won tag team championships last night so I’m forcing you to watch them get interviewed backstage because they’re hilarious. Meet, “The Way” again.
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