Report: Capitals sign Sergei Shumakov, a top 20 point-scorer from the KHL (Updated)
According to a Russian report (proceed with caution) by NHL.com's Pavel Lysenkov, the Washington Capitals have signed KHL forward Sergei Shumakov to…
According to a Russian report (proceed with caution) by NHL.com's Pavel Lysenkov, the Washington Capitals have signed KHL forward Sergei Shumakov to…
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Evgeny Kuznetzov had plenty of opportunity to showcase his bobblehead-worthy bird walk goal celebration, with 27 goals in the regular season and…
Ted Leonsis, the owner of the Washington Capitals and Monumental Sports & Entertainment, shocked many of his workers on Monday with an…
The Sunshine State will be getting some Brouwer Pouwer next season. The Florida Panthers announced on Monday afternoon that they had signed…
Fall is almost here, and what better way to celebrate than with a corn maze dedicated to the 2018 Stanley Cup Champion…
It's happening, people. Friday night, Chandler Stephenson's mother Bev became the second Capitals mom (that we know of) to do a Cup…
Three weeks after an epic bachelor party, Marcus Johansson and Amelia Falk were married in an outdoor ceremony in Sweden. Former teammate…
The Ottawa Senators tried something new on social media today and it has created a firestorm on Twitter. Let me explain. Newly…
Friday, Sports Fan Island released another new bobblehead. And it's mind-bendingly awesome once again. The bobblehead is of TJ Oshie riding the…
Six days ago, Alex Ovechkin and his wife Nastya welcomed their first child into the world. Baby Sergei, who was named after…
Friday morning, Chandler Stephenson made good on his promise to bring the Stanley Cup to Humboldt to honor the victims of the…
While working out with personal trainer Jonas Morin this summer, Andre Burakovsky has transformed into Andre Swoleakovsky. On Thursday, the Swedish forward…
After winning the Stanley Cup in June, Capitals forward Chandler Stephenson has made true on a promise he told friends early during…
Chandler Stephenson's sweet tooth has been well documented on his Instagram. He's posted about crepes and cakes, but now, Stephenson has moved…
There's a saying that goes "true friends can insult each other on a daily basis knowing most of it is a joke."…
Wednesday around 6:30 PM, Andrew Logan made his way over to Pennsylvania Avenue to try something new. The 30-year-old audio engineer was…
In late June, news surfaced that Capitals forward Chandler Stephenson would spend his day with the Stanley Cup in Humboldt, Saskatchewan. Stephenson,…
Former Capitals head coach Barry Trotz's day with the Cup began on Tuesday night, when the city of Dauphin renamed a street…
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