Please take our new Caps players happiness survey
Hello. The trade deadline is coming up in like a week, so maybe this is our last chance to take stock of…
Executive Summary for the first Happiness Survey of 2021-22 (Confidential)
We are now twenty games into the 2021-22 season, so it's time for us to see where we stand. There will be…
Your turn: How happy are you about the Washington Capitals?
Gather 'round. It is time for you to make your voice heard in the least important way possible. It's time again for…
Where do the Capitals go from here with their goaltending?
The Washington Capitals have a quandary on their hands. Coming into Friday night's game against the Columbus Blue Jackets, Washington, as a…
The imperial commissionership
Content warning: This story contains a lot of frank discussion of sexual assault. On Tuesday, the Pittsburgh Penguins announced they had reached…
Take the 2010 Chicago Blackhawks off the Stanley Cup
Content warning: This story contains a lot of discussion of sexual assault. There was a meeting about it. On Sunday, May 23,…
Not up for debate: Dune
The Washington Capitals are enigmas, but we can crack the code using Not Up For Debate, the least controversial series ever to…
If that was Ryan Zimmerman’s final game, Nationals fans gave him the sendoff he deserved
Sometimes, you don't know when it's over. There isn't a months-long retirement tour or a glitzy sendoff. Sometimes it happens quietly and…
Hockey has never cared about survivors, and it’s getting worse
By freelance writer Jashvina Shah Content warning: This story contains discussion of sexual assault. I knew it right after I was sexually…
Best players left available for Caps first pick in 2021 Draft
The first round of the 2021 NHL Entry Draft was completed Friday night after 32 picks took almost four hours to complete.…
Respectfully, what are the Flyers doing?
The Philadelphia Flyers are aggressively trying to retool their team after missing the playoffs in 2021. But, so far, it's unclear if…
Who we’d pick in the Expansion Draft if we ran the Seattle Kraken
Every NHL team, minus the Vegas Golden Knights, submitted their protected list over the weekend in preparation for Wednesday's Seattle Kraken Expansion…
Looney Tunes cartoons are better than Disney cartoons
The expansion draft protected lists are due at 5 PM today, and it's going to be a big deal across the NHL.…
Playoff predictions, final round: Peter vs Ian vs Keith, a coin
The rolling disaster that has been the RMNB predictions for the playoffs is nearly complete. Just one more series to make bold…
Who will the Capitals protect in the Seattle Kraken Expansion Draft?
With the Seattle Kraken set to join the NHL next season, it's Expansion Draft time again. So let's examine the Capitals roster…
Playoff predictions, third round: Peter vs Ian vs Keith, a coin
After an agonizing period without hockey, finally now there is more hockey. Meanwhile, your prediction boys got positively dumpstered in the second…
So …you got agonizingly eliminated by the Habs in the first round
The Toronto Maple Leafs just got eliminated by the Montreal Canadiens in a Game Seven heartbreak. It was 3-1. And get this:…
Playoff predictions, second round: Peter vs Ian vs Keith, a coin
The first round of the loffs went exactly -- EXACTLY -- as we all expected. Sid, Ovi, and Connor all got eliminated, and John…
How happy you are about the Caps: End-of-season Executive Summary
I now call to order this special meeting of the board of directors. Please mute your mic when not speaking as we…
Your turn: How happy are you about the Washington Capitals?
It's that time again. Here is the end-of-season happiness survey. We need your help to complete it. It takes you just moments…
