Australian Rules Football: a quarantine revelation
First, let's start with a question. Chris From the Comments, where the hell have you been during the quarantine? Well, I don't…
How not to apologize, by Brendan Leipsic
On Wednesday afternoon, Caps forward (for now, hopefully not for long) Brendan Leipsic was exposed using hateful, misogynistic language. Wednesday evening, Leipsic…
Not up for debate: Who are the Caps in a post-apocalyptic hellworld?
The world is on pause, and so we find ourselves with time at last to ponder the big questions. By overwhelming popular…
Not up for debate: The 19-20 Caps as residents of Downton Abbey
The world is on pause, and so we find ourselves with time at last to ponder the big questions. By overwhelming popular…
Not up for debate: What if the Caps were on The Wire?
The world is on pause, and so we find ourselves with time at last to ponder the big questions. By overwhelming popular…
Not up for debate: Famous animals from the internet
The world is on pause, and so we find ourselves with time at last to ponder the big questions. By overwhelming popular…
Expanded limitations for non-bayesian NHL modeling and analysis with novel stochastic rendering
It's long been assumed by the statistically inclined that hockey -- at least at the NHL level and at least in the…
RMNB recommends John Scalzi’s Interdependency series
We don’t have any hockey to distract us right now, so here are some ideas from us at RMNB on how you…
RMNB recommends Camden Welles
We don’t have any hockey to distract us right now, so here are some ideas from us at RMNB on how you…
RMNB recommends Emma
We don’t have any hockey to distract us right now, so here are some ideas from us at RMNB on how you…
RMNB recommends the Institute of Gremlins 2 Studies
We don’t have any hockey to distract us right now, so here are some ideas from us at RMNB on how you…
RMNB recommends Flatbush Cats
We don't have any hockey to distract us right now, so here are some ideas from us at RMNB on how you…
Ted Leonsis and the public trust
Earlier today, Monumental Sports and Entertainment announced they will hold Capitals and Wizards game as scheduled and available to spectators. That announcement…
Remembering Gregg Mace
"Here, I'll show you," Gregg Mace told me in 2010 as he pushed open the door and walked me down the steps…
‘Blow the damn whistle’: The NHL has to stop letting player safety depend on referees’ judgment calls
The NHL has a problem. "Matt Calvert is helpless at the top of the circle—there’s blood still down all over the Avalanche…
‘Low’ things you should not do in hockey games, ranked
On Monday night, Garnet Hathaway spat his spit at an opponent. This was, we can all agree, naughty. Outraged, wandering defenseman Erik…
Report: Sportsnet considering possible replacements for Don Cherry
Hockey Night In Canada institution Don Cherry was fired on Monday following his recent controversial statements about immigrants. As first reported by…
We are living in the Age of the Celly
Five years ago, Greg Wyshynski wrote that the word celly, short for celebration, should be retired. Since then... and and and and…
The Capitals are successful and it’s unsurprisingly making the Washington NFL team mad
I woke up this morning and felt it in my bones. I was going to be mad about Daniel Snyder again, but…
Why the Auston Matthews story is so upsetting to so many people, including me
This post contains discussion of sexual harassment, assault, trauma, and other related topics surrounding the incident involving Auston Matthews. A few days…
