The world is on pause, and so we find ourselves with time at last to ponder the big questions. By overwhelming popular demand, here comes Not Up For Debate, our most popular series ever.

In this episode: What if the Washington Capitals were involved in Baltimore’s criminal underworld?

Nicklas Backstrom, The Greek

The power behind the power. Underestimate at your peril.

Travis Boyd, D’Angelo

Too pure for this world.

John Carlson, Avon

The king stays the king, but he is not without weaknesses.

Brenden Dillon, Stringer

He’s had a checkered past (i.e. Sharks), but he’s striving for legit success now (with the Sharks East).

Nic Dowd, Russell

Doing the hard work, regardless of appreciation.

Lars Eller, Bubs

Tbh this is a trash pick. Why did I pick this? I like Bubs, I like Lars.

Radko Gudas, Cutty

Brawler with a heart of gold.

Carl Hagelin, Tommy Carcetti

He’s up to something. No one is this handsome without an ulterior motive.

Garnet Hathaway, Burrell

Wired into power. Sometimes makes bad decisions.

Braden Holtby, Kima

The best.

Nick Jensen, Pryzbylewski

Your undeserving scapegoat, actually a crucial team player hampered only by a stylistic clash.

Michal Kempny, Daniels

Just cause he’s fit as hell.

Ilya Kovalchuk, Lester Freamon

Wizened old man with a puckish side.

Evgeny Kuznetsov, Clay Davis

Because of the cursing mostly.

Brendan Leipsic, Ziggy Sobotka

Who?

Dmitry Orlov, Wee-Bey

He’s got bodies, but he’s also got a soft side. Dima probably has fish tanks, right?

T.J. Oshie, Bodie

A sweetheart not afraid to get down to business if he has to.

Alex Ovechkin, Landsman

With a twinkle in his eye, he’s incapable of taking stuff too seriously.

Richard Panik, Frank Sobotka

He’s doing his best, dammit. Go easy on him. (Fans are Valchek, sorry. I don’t make the rules. Wait, yes, I do. You’re still Valchek.)

Ilya Samsonov, Wallace

The kind-hearted youngster coming up in a rough-and-tumble world.

Jonas Siegenthaler, Bunk

For his infinite style and charm.

Jakub Vrana, Omar

He’s coming.

Tom Wilson, McNulty

Obviously.

Though the series is called Not Up For Debate, I’m leaving the comments open. So you can compliment me. For the very good picks. Appreciate the congrats.