On Monday night, Garnet Hathaway spat his spit at an opponent. This was, we can all agree, naughty. Outraged, wandering defenseman Erik Gudbranson called the spitting incident “about as low as you can get.”
Here now is the Official and Final ranking of Low Things You Should Not Do in Hockey Games.
From highest to “as low as you can get”:
It should go without saying, but this is not up for debate.
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