The world is on pause, and so we find ourselves with time at last to ponder the big questions. By overwhelming popular demand, here comes Not Up For Debate, our most popular series ever.
In this episode: What beloved animals from the internet would the 2019-20 Caps be?
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Dominates his obsession (be it a hockey puck or a bowl) with absolute control.
Albert doesn’t do much, but he’s such a striking presence, I’m glad he’s here.
Such a strange creature. You don’t want there to be more Morks, but the Mork you’ve got sure is special.
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Though he came from another team, he’s just so lovable.
I think it’s the curly hair?
Never seems like he’s having fun, but I’m told that he is.
Ornery and obstinate, but such a striking specimen.
View this post on InstagramI wouldn’t trade Buggy for the world.
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A bit too rambunctious from time to time. Self-appointed cop.
I bet you thought Ovie the Bulldog would be someone else. Nope. It’s Braden. I’ve met Ovie. Trust me.
I think he serves a very import support role, but sometimes he draws attention in the worst way.
A very special person who needed a helping hand and is now ready to thrive.
It’s tough coming back from adversity, but we’re rooting for both Cinderblock and Kovy (whose adversity is just being old I guess?)
An unrepentant troublemaker, but I can’t help but love him.
RIP to a real one.
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I think it’s the smiles?
Fun fact about me is I put on Lil Bub’s Yule Log videos every holiday season. I think a Christmas with the Oshies would be just as wholesome. The positive energy abounds.
Monty is such a special person. He’s so pure; it’s impossible not to love him and wish the best for him.
Gidget was a one-trick chihuahua (RIP btw), and Panik can be just as loved if he can keep the stick shooting.
I’m not allowed to say this dog’s name on RMNB, but I love him.
A fox.
I feel like Vrana approaches every game like Marnie turning a corner: dopily smiling, head tilted, ready for some fun.
“Yeah I got you. I got this on camera.”
Though the series is called Not Up For Debate, I’m leaving the comments open. So you can compliment me. For the very good picks. Appreciate the congrats.
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