The world is on pause, and so we find ourselves with time at last to ponder the big questions. By overwhelming popular demand, here comes Not Up For Debate, our most popular series ever.
In this episode: The Caps as an upstairs/downstairs costume drama with a body count bigger than Game of Thrones.
Not always perfectly lovable.
This is a character from the show Downton Abbey.
Don’t sleep on Mrs. Patmore. She will MESS YOU UP.
At first I confused Bertie with Gillingham, and I was thinking they both have kinda cool hair, but Bertie’s hair is definitely definitely not cool. Still, I’m not changing my pick because it’s perfect because I made it. So now the reason is that Bertie seems like a schlub for like 90 percent of his screen time and then at the end you find out he’s actually total stud, and that’s a very Dowd vibe. So, yeah, perfect pick. Dowd is viscount. Bertie forever.
Very powerful but maybe not always putting that power to proper use. Doesn’t necessarily get the joke.
Crap, I used this one already. Oh well, Gudas is Patmore too. It’s settled.
That twinkle in his eye kinda skeeves me out. Handsome people scare me. I’ve established this before.
We’ve all made mistakes. I’m not saying Ethel have a child is a mistake. Before that whole storyline, she was kind of a brat, but D.A. challenges us to have complex feelings and empathy even for, oh, let’s say, spitters.
The purest. Gone too soon.
Criminally underappreciated. He’s a good guy. He gets a bad rap. Probably a tankie.
He served in prior battles. As batman. Served time (like with the Florida Panthers). Knows how to do crimes (e.g. CBA circumvention).
Too smart, too mischievous.
RIP. Seriously, this show has more bodies on it than Wee-Bey.
I forget why.
We all agree that Oshie is the matriarch of the team, right? Those are motherly butt slashes.
No one likes him. I like him though. But he’s just not marriage material.
Bound for bigger and better things.
The new hotness. The horniest boy.
Flip a coin. He’s both. Depends on the weather.
Though the series is called Not Up For Debate, I’m leaving the comments open. So you can compliment me. For the very good picks. Appreciate the congrats.
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