Darcy Kuemper wants to bring back the dinosaurs 🦖🦕
Charlie Lindgren apparently stated earlier in the season that he and Darcy Kuemper are two of the more normal goalies in the…
Peter’s favorite things of 2022
There is no Washington Capitals game tonight. I've got a free minute, and Ian's story on positivity got me inspired. Like all…
Something positive
From my perspective, watching the Capitals this year has had a different vibe than any season since we first started blogging in…
The Capitals’ 5-1 loss to the Devils was a case study on the bigger problems wrong with the team
The Washington Capitals thoroughly outplayed the Metropolitan Division-leading New Jersey Devils on Saturday night when considering every major offensive statistic. The Capitals…
The Capitals’ Rock the Retro concert at 9:30 Club reviewed: Ovi fun, ’90s music trivia, and White Ford Bronco
The Washington Capitals hosted a concert at one of the best live music venues in the country to celebrate the recent release…
It’s time for you to take the Caps happiness survey
Hello. We are twenty games into the season, so I wanted to check on your happiness. This is a fun exercise that…
The 12 most concerning numbers that define the Capitals poor play early this season
The Washington Capitals are off to one of their worst starts of the Alex Ovechkin Era. They're under .500 with a record…
All the songs from the NHL 23 soundtrack, ranked
EA Sports' NHL 23 came out a couple weeks ago. I haven't played it. I don't like sports games. I like video…
If the Capitals aren’t going to play Connor McMichael, they should send him to Hershey
Peter Laviolette is reportedly likely to get an extension from the Capitals, but his leadership, headed into the future, concerns me. As…
Answering the Capitals’ biggest Training Camp questions
October is quickly approaching and the Washington Capitals have been on the ice at Training Camp for close to a week now.…
It’s time. The Capitals need to retire Peter Bondra’s number 12.
Late last week, Washington Capitals great Peter Bondra was inducted into Slovakia's Hockey Hall of Fame. Bondra was previously inducted into the…
We fed the Washington Capitals into a Magic: the Gathering AI and learned a lot
Hello. I am proud to report that I successfully put the names of every 2022-23 active roster Caps player into Urza's AI,…
Grading every Washington Capitals Draft Class since 2010
The Washington Capitals have been an above-average to great drafting team during the Alex Ovechkin era in DC despite usually not getting…
We can’t unsee this image of Sidney Crosby passing the Stanley Cup to Alex Ovechkin
You've likely seen it by now if you've watched this year's Stanley Cup Final. The NHL created a commercial showing a star…
It’s too hard now to be a Capitals fan in Ukraine
This opinion was written by Joel Wasserman, a longtime Washington Capitals fan and a native of Rockville, MD. Joel has been living,…
First round playoff predictions featuring Keith, a coin, and the real Keith Aucoin
It's the best time of year. The playoffs begin anon, so here come our predictions. As usual, our prediction series pits Peter…
Peter Laviolette doesn’t know if Alex Ovechkin will be ready for the start of the playoffs: ‘It depends on how things progress with him’
Hours before puck drop between the Capitals and Islanders, Alex Ovechkin's status for the game is a virtual unknown due to the…
I just wanna tell you about an Alex Ovechkin goal
The year was 2014. Cherry blossoms were in peak bloom as the DC metro region shook off a brutal winter filled with…
Better know a Capital: Marc “Marcus” Johansson
On Monday, the Washington Capitals traded to acquire forward Marcus Johansson from the Seattle Kraken. Johansson, 31, is a professional Swedish hockey…
Executive Summary for the second Happiness Survey of 2021-22 (for your eyes only)
The trade deadline is coming up in less than a week. The Capitals roster may change soon, so this is our last…
