Gather ’round. It is time for you to make your voice heard in the least important way possible.
It’s time again for the Happiness Survey, a very silly exercise that we take very seriously.
On a scale from 1 to 5, how HAPPY are you to have each player on the team? You get to decide what happy means to you.
If you’re on a phone, you might have to swipe a bit to see all five options.
This is a limited-time thing. Make sure you vote before the holiday.
In the meantime, here’s advice from one decade ago on how I like to roast a bird.
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