Presenting your preseason predictions and a partridge in a pear tree
Merry Christmas, RMNB readers. It's a time of rest and reflection. I'm not getting none of the first part, but let's all…
Merry Christmas, RMNB readers. It's a time of rest and reflection. I'm not getting none of the first part, but let's all…
It is almost here. The 2025-26 begins anon, which is something I think they say in Shakespeare to mean soon. Check me…
In October, you very kindly gave your predictions for the 2024-25 season. You were probably very wrong, I'm sorry to say. The…
It is upon us. The 2024-25 season has already begun for most of the NHL. The only things left are for the…
The Washington Capitals' unlikely postseason begins this weekend, but before we explore the future we must re-examine the past. In October we…
Thank you to everyone who offered their predictions for the 2023-24 season. We asked you how many goals Ovechkin will score, if…
Pals, it's almost time. Alex Ovechkin and the Washington Capitals are back in town in preparation for the 2023-24 season. There's a…
Last week we asked you, dear readers, which teams you'll be supporting in the playoffs. It turns out the Washington Capitals will…
The Washington Capitals will not be in the 2022-23 Stanley Cup tournament, but the Penguins won't be either, so that takes some…
Most, but not all of you, are Caps fans first. But I think I'm seeing common patterns of who your other favorite…
Gather 'round. It is time for you to make your voice heard in the least important way possible. It's time again for…
I now call to order this special meeting of the board of directors. Please mute your mic when not speaking as we…
It's that time again. Here is the end-of-season happiness survey. We need your help to complete it. It takes you just moments…
Esteemed members of the board of directors, thank you for agreeing to meet via Microsoft Teams rather than in the high-top section…
Hello. Here comes the happiness survey for 2021Q2. I could have run this tomorrow, Thursday, April 1, but that would have prejudiced…
Hey, Caps fans! We're here with another survey. This time, we would like your opinions about Washington Capitals jerseys. In light of…
Morning. Boy, how 'bout that game last night? Yeah, for real. Hey, can you do us a favor real quick?
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