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Twenty games in: you know the rules. We need to know how you are feeling about the Washington Capitals. But because feelings…
Twenty games in: you know the rules. We need to know how you are feeling about the Washington Capitals. But because feelings…
Three games into the regular season, the Washington Capitals sit dead last in the Metropolitan Division with a 1-2-0 record. The Capitals…
I'm dumbstruck about how to discuss the 2023-24 Washington Capitals. A lot has already been said in our team's extensive preseason coverage,…
If hockey is supposed to be for everyone, the NHL is doing a poor job of showing it. In a remarkable step…
The Athletic predicts that the Washington Capitals have a seven percent chance to make the Playoffs. Moneypuck says it's more like 20…
Pals, it's almost time. Alex Ovechkin and the Washington Capitals are back in town in preparation for the 2023-24 season. There's a…
Mike Babcock resigned from the Columbus Blue Jackets without having coached a single game. And all because he looked through somebody's phone.…
Longtime Washington Capitals announcer Craig Laughlin had local sports celebrities traveling to Maryland for a good cause, Monday. The Laughlin Family Foundation…
On Saturday we learned that X, the social network formerly known as Twitter, has removed images and links from before 2013. It's…
August is usually not a time for huge NHL contracts to get signed, but the Washington Capitals flipped the script on Friday,…
The Washington Capitals and the Pittsburgh Penguins have been league powers over the last decade-plus, but the two rival teams both missed…
Here we go! The Stanley Cup Final, the centerpiece of the great northern tradition of frozen realms, to be contested by two…
We are halfway into the playoffs. Err, we are halfway in by calendar, but really we're more like 80 percent done by…
The first round is over, and I'm not even going to brag about going six-for-eight in my predictions. You're not going to…
In 2017 the Washington Capitals faced the Toronto Maple Leafs in the first round of the Stanley Cup Playoffs. Down 2-1, it…
Friends, it is time again for the best two weeks in hockey: the quarterfinal round of the Stanley Cup Playoffs. There will…
Last week we asked you, dear readers, which teams you'll be supporting in the playoffs. It turns out the Washington Capitals will…
The Washington Capitals will not be in the 2022-23 Stanley Cup tournament, but the Penguins won't be either, so that takes some…
When John Carlson took a 90-mph slap shot to the side of the head in late December, there were immediate fears for…
The other night, I sarcastically tweeted that the Capitals won "the equivalent of a preseason game" against the Buffalo Sabres when they…
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