Caps fans are boarding the Carolina Hurricanes bandwagon
As you may have heard, the Washington Capitals were eliminated from the Stanley Cup Playoffs by the New York Rangers. It took…
Playoff predictions, first round: Peter vs Ian vs Keith, a coin
I know I say this every year, but here come the best couple weeks in hockey. Manufacture whatever excuses you can to…
You will now complete the Caps Happiness Survey
The regular season is over and the Washington Capitals now prepare for the Stanley Cup Playoffs. In this moment, we demand to…
Better know a Hurricane: Evgeny “Kuzy” Kuznetsov
On Friday night, the Washington Capitals will play host the Carolina Hurricanes for an important game. Suiting up for the visiting team…
To me, Chris Simon was hockey
Apologies for beginning with inside information, but I've been planning a series for the summer where we'd remember and revisit some Caps…
The Washington Capitals should trade one of their goalies at the NHL trade deadline
The NHL is weeks away from its March 8 trade deadline. Despite stronger, more consistent play recently, the Washington Capitals should be…
Happiness Survey, February 2024: Executive Summary (confidential)
Thank you for completing the Happiness Survey, a silly and mandatory check-in about your feelings. This is the second survey of the…
It is again time for you to complete the Caps Happiness Survey
We are deep in the All-Star break, so it's time we check in on your feelings. How are you feeling, specifically about…
Evgeny Kuznetsov should win the Lady Byng Trophy just for this one play
Evgeny Kuznetsov recently went viral on Hockey Twitter after one fan advocated for him to win the Selke Trophy as the NHL's…
Peter’s favorite things of 2023
I don't know what the Washington Capitals' record was in the calendar year of 2023, and I'm not going to look it…
Winners and Losers of the Capitals’ relocation to Northern Virginia
Ted Leonsis and Monumental Sports Entertainment announced this week a plan to bring the Washington Capitals and Washington Wizards to Northern Virginia.…
Happiness Survey, December 2023: Executive Summary (top secret)
You were so kind as to fill out the Happiness Survey once the Caps hit the twenty game mark, thank you. This…
You will now complete the Caps Happiness Survey
Twenty games in: you know the rules. We need to know how you are feeling about the Washington Capitals. But because feelings…
Spencer Carbery explains the Capitals’ early-season woes
Three games into the regular season, the Washington Capitals sit dead last in the Metropolitan Division with a 1-2-0 record. The Capitals…
The Caps should do something with Tony P, DC’s influencer hero
I'm dumbstruck about how to discuss the 2023-24 Washington Capitals. A lot has already been said in our team's extensive preseason coverage,…
NHL players push back on league’s decision to ban Pride Tape: ‘It just doesn’t make sense’
If hockey is supposed to be for everyone, the NHL is doing a poor job of showing it. In a remarkable step…
Bet: If the Caps make the playoffs, I’ll grow Vince McMahon’s vile mustache
The Athletic predicts that the Washington Capitals have a seven percent chance to make the Playoffs. Moneypuck says it's more like 20…
Make your predictions for the 2023-24 season
Pals, it's almost time. Alex Ovechkin and the Washington Capitals are back in town in preparation for the 2023-24 season. There's a…
You don’t go through somebody’s phone, you just don’t
Mike Babcock resigned from the Columbus Blue Jackets without having coached a single game. And all because he looked through somebody's phone.…
Behind the scenes of the Laughlin Family Foundation’s third annual golf tournament
Longtime Washington Capitals announcer Craig Laughlin had local sports celebrities traveling to Maryland for a good cause, Monday. The Laughlin Family Foundation…
