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On Saturday we learned that X, the social network formerly known as Twitter, has removed images and links from before 2013. It's…
On Saturday we learned that X, the social network formerly known as Twitter, has removed images and links from before 2013. It's…
August is usually not a time for huge NHL contracts to get signed, but the Washington Capitals flipped the script on Friday,…
The Washington Capitals and the Pittsburgh Penguins have been league powers over the last decade-plus, but the two rival teams both missed…
Here we go! The Stanley Cup Final, the centerpiece of the great northern tradition of frozen realms, to be contested by two…
We are halfway into the playoffs. Err, we are halfway in by calendar, but really we're more like 80 percent done by…
The first round is over, and I'm not even going to brag about going six-for-eight in my predictions. You're not going to…
In 2017 the Washington Capitals faced the Toronto Maple Leafs in the first round of the Stanley Cup Playoffs. Down 2-1, it…
Friends, it is time again for the best two weeks in hockey: the quarterfinal round of the Stanley Cup Playoffs. There will…
Last week we asked you, dear readers, which teams you'll be supporting in the playoffs. It turns out the Washington Capitals will…
The Washington Capitals will not be in the 2022-23 Stanley Cup tournament, but the Penguins won't be either, so that takes some…
When John Carlson took a 90-mph slap shot to the side of the head in late December, there were immediate fears for…
The other night, I sarcastically tweeted that the Capitals won "the equivalent of a preseason game" against the Buffalo Sabres when they…
With the Washington Capitals losing five consecutive games in regulation coming into Thursday's game against Anaheim, their chances of making the playoffs…
The Washington Capitals are on a five-game losing streak, which might have influenced our most recent happiness survey. It is possible that…
We are nearly sixty games into the season, so we're slightly overdue for the happiness survey. Probably would have looked a bit…
A horrible man once said you should never let a crisis go to waste. I'm not telling you anything you don't already…
NHL commissioner Gary Bettman attended the Montreal Canadiens game against the Boston Bruins on Tuesday night. “I’ll start off by saying I…
The Washington Capitals reintegrated Nicklas Backstrom and Tom Wilson back onto their roster without losing an asset. The GM did his job,…
The Winter Classic is still a successful, money-making event that sells out to big crowds. Fenway Park was at capacity with 39,243…
One hockey game and some cheap sparking white wine are all that stand between us and the year 2023. I am eager…
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