Play the black aces
The Capitals are desperate. They're not just down 3-1 to the Boston Bruins; they're getting thrashed on the ice, and they know…
It’s not good, y’all
The Washington Capitals' woeful loss in Game Four means the team has just a tiny chance to avoid their third consecutive first…
To the brink: numbers for the morning after
Well, the Washington Capitals are on the brink of elimination. The Caps couldn't find a win in Boston, dropping Game Four by…
In a hole: numbers for the morning after
The Washington Capitals have now found themselves in a 2-1 series hole as they could not find a way to an overtime…
Turtle time turbulence: numbers for the morning after
The Washington Capitals had a good chance to go up 2-0 in their first-round series against the Boston Bruins but could not…
That’s a start: numbers for the morning after
The Washington Capitals have kicked off the 2021 Stanley Cup Playoffs in the win column. It sure wasn't an easy one but…
Playoff predictions, first round: Peter vs Ian vs Keith, a coin
The best couple weeks of professional mens hockey begin tonight as the whatever-we're-calling-the-first-round of the Stanley Cup Playoffs kicks off. But before…
Winning Raffl ticket: numbers for the morning after
The Washington Capitals eeked out a 2-1 win over the Provide...Boston Bruins on Tuesday night. It took a goal in the final…
The Bruins might be the toughest possible opponent for the Capitals
The Washington Capitals have drawn the Boston Bruins as their opponents in first round of the playoffs. I'm sure there will be…
About four dudes win a hockey game: numbers for the morning after
The Washington Capitals came into Saturday night's action missing about fourteen thousand players, beat the Philadelphia Flyers 2-1 in overtime, and will…
Slow start, not fast enough finish: numbers for the morning after
The Washington Capitals returned home from an emotional couple of games in New York to take on a rested Philadelphia Flyers team.…
The day everyone involved with the sport of hockey lost their minds: numbers for the morning after
The Washington Capitals beat up on the Rangers in multiple ways on the way to a 4-2 victory. What an interesting one.…
At what cost: numbers for the morning after
The Washington Capitals played well shorthanded roster-wise and eventually took down the now fully eliminated New York Rangers 6-3. But, at what…
At long last, an answer to the question: Vanecek or Samsonov?
Saturday night's game against the Pittsburgh Penguins was a tedious waste, as poor Chris C. was obligated to document. The Capitals were…
Getting shut out sucks: numbers for the morning after
The Washington Capitals dropped both of their games this week against the Pittsburgh Penguins and now sit second in the East Division…
We’ve seen this same game about one trillion times: numbers for the morning after
The Washington Capitals are doing a whole lot of fighting atop the East Division of late and did some more against the…
Caps do it to the Isles again: numbers for the morning after
The Washington Capitals did it to the New York Islanders again, dominating them at even strength on the way to a 1-0…
One fatal flaw: April snapshot
The Washington Capitals have eight games remaining in a very irregular regular season. These last few games will be massively important for…
Icing the Isles: numbers for the morning after
The Washington Capitals picked up right where they left off in the final two periods of their previous game against the New…
One down, two to go: numbers for the morning after
The Washington Capitals took game one of their three-game, regular season, mini-series with the New York Islanders by a score of 1-0…
