Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo: numbers for the morning after
The Washington Capitals got back on track in the month of November with a 5-3 regulation win over the Buffalo Sabres. It…
This is fine: snapshot 1
The Washington Capitals are in the bottom half of the Metro division standings, having just lost a winnable intra-division game to the…
Ice time issues in divisional dispute: numbers for the morning after
The Washington Capitals dropped a home divisional matchup with the Philadelphia Flyers 2-1 on Saturday night. The good news was that we…
Nine goals, four goaltenders, three points for the GOAT, and a first for Mikey: numbers for the morning after
It was a wild one in Florida on Thursday night. We got nine total goals, all four goaltenders getting involved, NHL firsts,…
The Capitals regulation unbeaten streak has come to an end: numbers for the morning after
The Washington Capitals unbeaten streak in regulation to start this season has come to an end after they dropped a Monday night…
It took them over fifty minutes but they finally got it done: numbers for the morning after
The Washington Capitals just could not score a gosh darn goal against an incredibly bad Arizona Coyotes hockey team. It's a good…
This is why you get told not to play with your food: numbers for the morning after
The Washington Capitals let a bad team stick around for far too long and faced the consequences as the Detroit Red Wings…
Imagine having to watch a boring hockey team, couldn’t be us: numbers for the morning after
The Washington Capitals and Ottawa Senators had them a doozy of a hockey game on Monday night. We had homecomings, we had…
The dark side of Kuznetsov’s comeback season
Evgeny Kuznetsov's sure been good, eh? He had a hat trick of assists in the opener and four goals in the last…
How the Capitals erased a three goal deficit: numbers for the morning after
The Washington Capitals dug themselves an early hole against the Calgary Flames on Saturday. They were able to almost dig all the…
Top six remain blazing hot on the road: numbers for the morning after
The Washington Capitals got after it again on Thursday night in New Jersey. The Devils didn't beat the Capitals a single time…
A story of mobile defensemen with puck skills: numbers for the morning after
The Washington Capitals lit up the scoreboard against the Colorado Avalanche to secure their second victory of the season. They close out…
How to watch Caps vs Avs on ESPN+/Hulu on Tuesday: a guide for you or your boomer parents (UPDATED)
Tuesday's game against the Colorado Avalanche (who I think will win the Cup) will not be on NBC Sports Washington. It's also…
Tampa brings trouble: numbers for the morning after
The Washington Capitals looked to double up on wins to start the 2021-22 season and to do so they'd need to take…
Setting out on a new season: numbers for the morning after
Welcome back to the bedlam that is Capitals hockey and this series of posts. We embark upon the sixth season that will…
Samsonov vs Vanecek: round two is a vibe
Previewing the Washington Capitals 2021-22 season in the prevailing vocabulary of our time: vibes. In this edition: The Capitals have a goalie…
Wilsoning is a vibe
Previewing the Washington Capitals 2021-22 season in the prevailing vocabulary of our time: vibes. In this edition: Tom Wilson as trending topic.…
The Washington Oldtimers’ club is a vibe
Previewing the Washington Capitals 2021-22 season in the prevailing vocabulary of our time: vibes. In this edition: The Caps are super old.
Evgeny Kuznetsov’s comeback season is a vibe
Previewing the Washington Capitals 2021-22 season in the prevailing vocabulary of our time: vibes. In this edition: Evgeny Kuznetsov can do this.
The Great Eight vs the Great One is a vibe
Previewing the Washington Capitals 2021-22 season in the prevailing vocabulary of our time: vibes. In this edition: Alex Ovechkin chasing Gretzky's record…
