Today is a dog’s birthday. And if you’re like, “that’s not newsworthy” then
a) shut up
b) yes it is to me
c) also we’re a hockey site and it’s August
d) oh and it’s Anthony Mantha‘s dog, Millie, who is flawless
But that’s later. For now, and in the wake of Space Jam 2: Dark World, which I have not seen and I will not see, I have discovered a new hill upon which to die: Looney Tunes is better than Disney cartoons.
While working out with personal trainer Jonas Morin this summer, Andre Burakovsky has transformed into Andre Swoleakovsky.
On Thursday, the Swedish forward continued his training and was joined in the gym by the Colorado Avalanche’s Carl Soderberg. The Burracuda got very competitive.
To try and win a friendly jumping contest, Burakovsky removed his shorts.
Before getting my start writing for RMNB, I ran an online music magazine. Through my love of live music, I found an interest in photography and thanks to my dire need to shoot Warped Tour in 2009, I began taking photography seriously.
Photographing concerts took me to many festivals and started an addiction of sorts. After going to festivals for work, attending as a guest took a bit of an adjustment. That is when the games started.
Sharks defenseman Brent Burns took a trip to Disney World with his family immediately after the 2016-17 season ended. Little did the Hockey Chewbacca know, kids would be asking for his autograph, but not because he’s one of the best hockey players in the world.
Marc-Édouard Vlasic was set to have a relaxing Sunday after the San Jose Sharks chose to protect the defenseman in the expansion draft.
But instead of sitting back and putting his feet up, Vlasic worked up a sweat, saving his hot tub from bees. This is very important business, people.
Dmitry Orlov and his wife, Varvara Orlova got away from DC this week for an Italian vacation. According to social media, the couple started have visited Venice, Saint-Tropez, and Rome.
Dallas stars center Tyler Seguin is one of the best players in the league. In five of his seven seasons in the NHL, he’s scored 26 or more goals. In his career, Seguin has seven career hat tricks.
But I’d like to point you to the Very Important career achievement Segs achieved in late May. Despite the Dallas Stars not even making the playoffs, Seguin tallied another hat trick.
Please take the hat off your head, throw it towards your screen, and meet Marshall, Cash, and Gerry – Seguin’s hat trick of labrador retrievers.
The “brobeans” haven’t let the offseason stop them from poking fun at each other.
Monday morning, Capitals forward Andre Burakovsky posted a video to his Instagram account of a workout routine consisting of jumping very high. Burakovksky’s scores of followers were wowed by his frog-like leaps, but one comment stood out among the rest.
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