Hello. I am proud to report that I successfully put the names of every 2022-23 active roster Caps player into Urza’s AI, a Magic: The Gathering card generator. For those who don’t know, Magic: The Gathering is a collectible card game in which two powerful beings fight each other by summoning creatures or casting spells. For those who don’t know, the Washington Capitals is an organization that exists purely to get Alex Ovechkin to 895 goals.
Anyway, it’s August. There’s no hockey in August. This is all I’ve got. Hashtag summer content.