Happy ninth day of the sixth month, everybody. I hope you have a nice day and keep in mind that Alex Ovechkin scored 33 goals and 36 assists this season.
…That’s 69 points, y’all.
John Carlson allowed 69 rebounds while on the ice.
Matt Niskanen blocked 69 shots during 5-on-5 play this season.
Justin Williams’ average game score this season was 0.69.
Photo: No Trace Camping/Inferno Pictures Inc.
Evgeny Kuznetsov missed the net on 69 of his shot attempts.
And on March 14, Pi Day, the Caps beat the Wild 4 to 2. Nate Schmidt scored. It was game 69. I am an adult.
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