Marc-Édouard Vlasic was set to have a relaxing Sunday after the San Jose Sharks chose to protect the defenseman in the expansion draft.
But instead of sitting back and putting his feet up, Vlasic worked up a sweat, saving his hot tub from bees. This is very important business, people.
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Vlasic, like any rational human, appears to be very afraid of the pollinating inseect. To try and avoid getting stung, Vlasic suited up the best way he knew how: in his San Jose Sharks hockey gear.
Except the defenseman choose to not cover his feet or wear his hockey gloves. A bold strategy indeed.
Hopefully, the man they call Pickles avoided getting stung and was not forced to fill his hot tub with calamine lotion.
I also hope that Vlasic released the bees in a safe fashion.
when you are playing in the nhl playoffs but remember that bees are dying globally at an alarming rate pic.twitter.com/PGH85ZHPgO
— smh (@rocketnoises) April 29, 2016
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