C̶a̶p̶s̶ errr Hershey Bears beat Islanders 3-2 in spite of all reason
A team calling themselves the Washington Capitals, but who lacked most familiar Caps players and who were obviously wearing the wrong uniform,…
A team calling themselves the Washington Capitals, but who lacked most familiar Caps players and who were obviously wearing the wrong uniform,…
Finally, the day has come. The Capitals are hosting the New York Islanders this evening. It's not that I've been super stoked…
The NHL's eight Metropolitan Division teams shared preview images of their upcoming Reverse Retro jerseys on Friday, a day after the Pacific…
New York goalie Semyon Varlamov saved 36 of 37 shots on Tuesday night to keep the Islanders alive long enough to force…
The Washington Capitals have been knocked out of the 2020 NHL playoffs in the first round by their old bench boss and…
The Capitals lost their last hockey game of the season. The New York Islanders advance to the second round with a gentlemen's…
It is game number five for the Washington Capitals and New York Islanders series in the first round of the Stanley Cup…
Game Five of the Washington Capitals' first-round series against the New York Islanders will be played at 8 PM on Thursday. The…
The Washington Capitals have staved off utter humiliation with an effort that they should be proud of. The 3-2 victory ensures that…
This is not going to be a normal game recap. This game was too powerful, too weird, too Capitals-ish to be a…
The Capitals are facing the New York Islanders in Game Four of the first round in the 2020 Stanley Cup Playoffs. The…
The Washington Capitals are moving on...to Game Four with a 0-3 series deficit after a 2-1 overtime loss to the New York…
The Washington Capitals played Sunday's Game Three against the New York Islanders with desperation, which is not necessarily the same thing as…
The Capitals are facing off against the New York Islanders for Game Three. Currently the series sits at 0-2 with the New…
Here are some tweets from 2018.
The Caps played better in Game Two against the New York Islanders, but better is relative. I'm grading on a curve, and…
I'm not even going to try and sugarcoat it, the Capitals looked like absolute trash in Game One. I have shifted my…
The Washington Capitals opened their first-round series with the New York Islanders and promptly dropped a complete stinker of a game. The…
Finally, after such a painfully long wait, the Caps are really back to play meaningful hockey. And it sucks. The Caps earned…
FINALLY, WE MADE IT! This one is for real, this is a real-life playoff game. The Capitals are facing off against Barry…
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