A couple of children stacked upon each other’s shoulders dressed up in weird blue jerseys, called themselves the Washington Capitals, and then beat the New York Islanders 3-2…in regulation!
The walking wounded Caps outshot the Isles 37 to 34 and out-attempted them at five-on-five 65 to 47.
"We've been trying to get more shots on net, regardless of quality" – John Carlson, finally admitting the team is trying to win in the Corsi Hockey League
— RMNB (@russianmachine) January 27, 2021
Screenshot courtesy of NBC Sports Washington
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