Happy New Year Everyone!
From all of us at RMNB, Happy New Year! And thank you for such a fun and special 2015.
From all of us at RMNB, Happy New Year! And thank you for such a fun and special 2015.
The holidays are upon us. The gifts are wrapped, you've listened to our holiday office party podcast, and all that's left is…
Last week, the Capitals released their holiday video, which was an homage to the film A Christmas Story. It was fantastic. The biggest…
Download and Print the Sign >> During the off-season, former Capitals winger Joel Ward signed a three-year deal with the San Jose…
It's the most wonderful time of the year. The Caps kick off their new season tonight. To get RMNB's readers excited, I've…
Here's RMNB's Birthday Card to Ovi illustrated by Rachel Cohen Today is one of the gr8est days of the year. On this beautiful…
The world is changing for women's hockey. On October 11, a new professional women's league, the NWHL, will kick off its inaugural season. The…
Remember when I said that the Alex Ovechkin Kharlamov Trophy press conference was the gift that keeps on giving? Today, I bring…
New Capitals forward T.J. Oshie will wear No. 77, the team announced Monday. Oshie wore No. 74 in St. Louis, but as…
After single-handedly beating Russia (sad face) in an Olympic shootout last year, the TJ Oshie #brand became more closely associated with the…
Saturday night, I watched in horror as the Anaheim Ducks lost in game seven to the Chicago Blackhawks 5-3. I, the sadistic…
No matter what happens Wednesday, the Washington Capitals have had a fantastic season and two dramatic playoff series we'll all remember. Along the…
Image by me In the playoffs (minus that one time), Joel Ward is as clutch as that guy who tight-roped over Niagara…
For one week only you can buy RMNB's Emoji poster for $15. Late last week, Apple released the latest version of iOS.…
Photo: Caps Instagram Braden Holtby has been busy this year, playing in 53 of the Capitals' 62 games. Maybe that's why he just…
On Wednesday night, a six-year-old boy was critically injured after sledding into a passing car in McLean, VA. It's that particularly excruciating…
Photoshop by Ian Barry Trotz got hit by Marcus Johansson's stick tonight. That was maybe the most exciting part of an otherwise…
Halifax, Nova Scotia native Liam O'Brien was the biggest surprise of Capitals training camp this season. The scrappy fourth-line forward received a jersey…
Nostalgia is at the core of the Winter Classic. The Caps will wear jerseys honoring the Washington DC professional hockey team of the…
Photo via DaveArt.com Washington Capitals backup goaltender Justin Peters always wears a dog-themed mask which honors his nickname Pete-Dawg. For the Caps'…
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