Saint Nicklas Wishes You a Merry Christmas & Happy Holidays
Illustration by Rachel Cohen From all of us at RMNB to you: Happy Holidays, Merry Christmas, Happy [belated] Hanukkah, and a Happy…
Illustration by Rachel Cohen From all of us at RMNB to you: Happy Holidays, Merry Christmas, Happy [belated] Hanukkah, and a Happy…
On Thursday night after Andre Burakovsky scored his second career NHL goal, Peter tweeted this. The nickname got approximately a million retweets,…
If you're like me, October can only mean two things: Halloween is coming, and HOCKEY IS BACK!!! To celebrate the return of…
Photo: dribbble.com Earlier this morning, Icethetics published an alternate design of the Washington Capitals logo intended for this year's Winter Classic. The…
The man behind the Capitals' best-known cheer is simply known as The Horn Guy. Before every opening face-off, after a goal, or any…
On Thursday after we published our story about Brooks Orpik and his poor t-shirt selection, reader Manda made a simple suggestion: "You…
Photo: Monumental Network Ian and I seem to like the Caps' new Winter Classic jerseys. For me, they're an invocation of a…
Illustration by the one and only Rachel Cohen Today is one of the best days of the year. On this beautiful Wednesday we…
Birthday card by Lisa A. С Днем Рождения to the Russian machine himself, Alexander Ovechkin. Ovi turns 29 years old on Wednesday the…
About two weeks ago, I posted my illustration of medieval fantasy-inspired heraldry banners for each NHL team. Little did I know that the post…
RMNB resident illustrator Rachel Cohen is a very talented, very busy little bee. Inspired by Game of the Thrones, which has totally gone off…
One week ago, Jay Beagle played his best ever game as a pro -- a two-goal outing against the Chicago Blackhawks. On our Facebook page, which…
On a day when Ryan Miller dumped his white mask in favor of a beautifully painted music inspired mask, Washington Capitals goaltender…
It seems like NHL.com isn't doing those awful puns for headlines anymore. Yes, much to Adam Vingan's disappointment, Evgeny Kuznetsov's big three-point…
For almost two months, Adam Oates rode the hot hand in net with Philipp Grubauer. Grubi was impressive in his first extended look…
For moar goals just add water & crash the net. We're so happy to welcome Dustin Penner to the Capitals. At 6-foot-4 and…
Marcus Johansson and Nick Backstrom wore suits and rode bikes on their path to silver. The lasting image of the Olympic games,…
Ryan, 8, and Emily, 5, of Frederick, Maryland usually make signs for their favorite Washington Capitals players before games. But on Saturday…
We're thinking of you, Mikhail! (Original Photo by @mkpanda78) As the world settled in to watch Thursday's women's final between USA and…
You guys, it's Valentine's Day and you know what that means: Peter's going to mope about being single we want some artwork…
RMNB is not associated with the Washington Capitals; Monumental Sports, the NHLPA, the NHL, or its properties. Not even a little bit.
All original content on russianmachineneverbreaks.com is licensed under Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International – unless otherwise stated or superseded by another license. You are free to share, copy, and remix this content so long as it is attributed, done for noncommercial purposes, and done so under a license similar to this one.