RMNB T-Shirt Bonanza: Holtbeast, Alzner’s Amigos, Brooks Tire Repair, and More!
The weather is getting nice, and we at RMNB thought you might need some new t-shirts to wear. Well, that and the…
Photos: Caps Fans Taunt Tim Thomas With Obama Signs
Timmy and the Obama signs on NBCSN. (Photo credit: @levnaginsky) On Sunday we posted some highly scientific analysis about the Tim Thomas…
Mind Games: Welcome Tim Thomas to DC With Signs & Masks
After the first two games of the quarterfinal round, Bruins goalie Tim Thomas is sporting a .964 save percentage, having stopped 54…
RMNB Presents The NBC Bingo Card
Photo via: couchwarmers.blogspot.com We already know how lucky we are to have such a talented broadcast team -- so talented that they…
Caps Player Postcards Give Young Fans Words To Live By
Photo credit: capitals.nhl.com The Washington Capitals have been inspiring a lot lately: swearing, alcoholism, serious consideration of jumping off the 400 level…
George McPhee’s Facebook Wall Leading Up to the NHL Trade Deadline
Photo credit: Patrick McDermott On Monday, there was a great deal of confusion about why the Capitals didn't make any roster moves…
Punch This Face: RMNB’s Posters and Mask for Rene Bourque
Backstrom after taking an elbow from Rene Bourque. (Photo credit: Clydeorama) Did you think we were over this? We're not. Nick Backstrom…
Happy Valentine’s Day from RMNB
It's February 14. It's not just some random day that the Hallmark corporation picked out of hat so they could sell greeting…
Download and Print the MIKE GREEN: GAME ON Poster
As we learned earlier, Mike Green will return to active play tonight after missing 73 billion games due to an injury to…
Download and Print the FOUND: BEAGLE Sign
Based on reports from this morning's practice, Jay Beagle is back in action. After missing 31 games following a fight with Pittsburgh's…
RMNB Readers Present Their Caps Christmas Cards
We issued a challenge, oh faithful users of the Russian Machine, to create Caps-themed Christmas cards. The only rule: use an inferior…
Sasha Cares so Much… He Became a Care Bear
When I’m not illustrating, I sew things! Lots of my sewing work is costuming, but I sometimes make “normal” clothing and-- most…
Download and Print the JAGR Signs
After years of knowing he was on the far side of the world, Verizon Center is about to have another unpleasant outbreak…
Download and Print the Dale Hunter Sign
Your boy Dan Steinberg found some old posters celebrating Dale Hunter's 1993 return to the Caps after a 21-game suspension. Now that…
That Oil Painting Guy Auctions Paintings for Lokomotiv Charity
Alex Reut, the man behind the not-at-all-cursed Capitals/Stanley Cup painting, is here to do some good. Reut is auctioning off the work…
Kanooblian, a Work of Art Inspired by Mike Knuble
Mark Burrier is an artist (and my friend and colleague) from Frederick, Maryland. One of his many projects is a website called…
RMNB & Its Readers Wish Alex Ovechkin a Happy 26th Birthday
We set out a task, faithful users of the Russian Machine, to create birthday cards worthy of our gut-less (wait, did that…
RMNB Hearts Captain America!
Fanboys, today is the day of days. Marvel Studios' Captain America film will debut at midnight tonight. You know I'll be there. Sneaking…
Must-Buy: Washington Capitals Russian Nesting Dolls
I'm a 26-year old male without a mortgage, so my only life goal right now is to save cash like a squirrel…
Is Brooks Laich Still a Capital Dot Com
Some questions plague our summer months. We already addressed "who the heck is Alex Semin?" and eventually we'll get around to "Dear…
