Introducing: The Sasha Index
As the postseason winds down, we finally have a chance to answer the questions that have plagued us all year. And one…
RMNB Eulogy for 2010-11 Pittsburgh Penguins on Puck Daddy
Here's the post. How'd we do?
The Jinxiest Jinx Ever to Jinx: Aleksandr Reut’s “We are the Champions” Painting
Did you think this would be a slow news week? Maybe an injury update here or a scouting report there, but overall…
“Hello Kitty,” Meet “Hello Neuvy”
As RMNB's resident artist, I love seeing artwork by fellow Caps fans. When reader Patti del Pielago sent us these illustrations of…
Capitals Introduce Charlie Sheen Inspired “Winning” T-Shirts
UPDATE: Well, it looks like you guys listened. After the D.C. Sports Bog and Puck Daddy picked up on our story, these…
Our Readers’ Valentines For Their Favorite Capitals Players
RMNB's own Rachel Cohen created this Valentine for Matt Bradley In honor of Valentine's Day and to drown your sorrows after the…
The RMNB Alternative to NHL Guardian ‘The Capital’
The NHL has been trickling out superheroes to promote the All-Star Game. The Guardian Project challenges comics legend Stan Lee (and possibly…
The Official Russian Machine Never Breaks Winter Classic Sign
Rachel Cohen, RMNB's resident illustrator, made this awesome sign for tonight's game. Please make sure to keep a look out for her…
Merry Christmas from Russian Machine Never Breaks
No matter what you believe in, have a lovely weekend. On behalf of Neil, Ian, Rachel, and the extended RMNB/SHOE family, I…
You’re a Wizard, Ovi!
To commemorate the death of Voldemort, here is Alex Ovechkin/Harry Potter, as drawn by RMNB's artist-in-residence, Rachel Cohen. Awesome.
Semyon Varlamov’s New Mask as Described by the Artist
Today, pro airbrush artist and custom mask painter David Gunnarsson released photos of the new mask he painted for Semyon Varlamov. He…
Behold: The Ovechkin-o-Lantern!
People don't understand the true meaning of Halloween. It's not about collecting candy or doing keg stands at Peter's house; it's about…
Rachel Cohen’s Illuminated Take on Caps vs Devils
[Ed. note: Russian Machine Never Breaks' resident artist, Rachel Cohen, attended last night's home opener against the Devils. Here is her recap…
RMNB & Its Readers Wish Alex Ovechkin Happy Birthday
We asked you, the noble hordes of the Russian Machine, to congratulate our hero Alex Ovechkin on his 25th year of life.…
What Does Alex Ovechkin Look Like Minus 3 More Of His Teeth?
Tonight-- thanks to our comrade at Alex Ovetjkin-- we found out that the Russian Machine had more dental work done at the World…
Rachel Cohen Draws Alex Ovechkin as the Russian Machine!
Posting fan art is one of our favorite features on RMNB. It's eminently rewarding to share the contributions of the fan community,…
My New Favorite Video: Alex Ovechkin Does The Robot
Two seasons ago after Alex Ovechkin scored his 50th goal of the year against the Tampa Bay Lightning, the Russian Machine celebrated…
Great Moments in Signage History
Tonight during Montreal's huuuge 3-2 victory over the Penguins, Versus blessed us with this shot of the crowd after Montreal netted the…
