People don’t understand the true meaning of Halloween. It’s not about collecting candy or doing keg stands at Peter’s house; it’s about scaring the living bejesus out of children. Knowing this, RMNB reader Mandy expertly extched Ovi’s cretinous countrenance into a pumpkin, and we couldn’t be prouder. There’s nothing scarier than an angry, 235 lbs. Russian with fiery eyes and the will to break you.
Caps won! I got inspired. Please don’t sue me @russianmachine lol. http://twitpic.com/31h0kxless than a minute ago via Twitter for Androidmandy
Here’s with the lights off http://twitpic.com/31h130less than a minute ago via Twitter for Androidmandy
I assure you: we will not sue.
In fact, you get your own post on RMNB. Thank so much! And to the rest of you: where’s your hockey/Halloween spirit???
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