After single-handedly beating Russia (sad face) in an Olympic shootout last year, the TJ Oshie #brand became more closely associated with the US National Team than the NHL team he played for, the St. Louis Blues. Now that he’s been traded to the Capitals, Oshie, much like this new RMNB T-shirt, is 1,776% more patriotic.
Now excuse me while I go shout some things. FREEDOM! APPLE PIE! EAGLES! KEN GRIFFEY’S GROTESQUELY SWOLLEN JAW!
Well thanks to @becauseNHL, we can now properly celebrate TJ Oshie’s arrival in Washington by having an Independence Day Photoshop Challenge featuring TJ Oshie’s face.
Take this .PNG and go wild. Put Oshie’s head on an eagle. Have him signing the Declaration Of Independence. Turn TJ into a Broshie and have him surfing while holding sparklers.
Upload your ‘shops in the comments and up-vote your favorites.
Here are a few examples that have been already been submitted to us on Twitter.
— Hooch (@SPChooch89) July 3, 2015
— Adam Varga (@avarga67) July 3, 2015
— Justin Collins (@FlowGator15) July 3, 2015
— Spooky Mulder (@Renlyy_) July 3, 2015
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