Photoshop by Ian
Barry Trotz got hit by Marcus Johansson’s stick tonight. That was maybe the most exciting part of an otherwise dreary game, so Ian cranked out this photoshop.
And now, because Peter insisted…
RMNB’s Sorting Hat sorts the 2014-15 Capitals!
Player | House |
Karl Alzner | Ravenclaw |
Nicklas Backstrom | Gryffindor |
Jay Beagle | Hufflepuff |
Troy Brouwer | Slytherin |
Andre Burakovsky | Gryffindor |
John Carlson | Slytherin |
Jason Chimera | Ravenclaw |
Eric Fehr | Gryffindor |
Mike Green | Ravenclaw |
Jack Hillen | No one knows |
Braden Holtby | Hufflepuff |
Marcus Johansson | Ravenclaw |
Evgeny Kuznetsov | Hufflepuff |
Brooks Laich | Gryffindor |
Michael Latta | Gryffindor |
Matt Niskanen | Ravenclaw |
Brooks Orpik | Gryffindor |
Alex Ovechkin | Slytherin |
Justin Peters | The Sorting Hat forgot him |
Nate Schmidt | Hufflepuff prefect |
Joel Ward | Hufflepuff |
Tom Wilson | Slytherin |
And now, because Peter finished his part of this post before Ian finished his…
RMNB’s Sorting Hat sorts the 2014-15 RMNB Crew!
RMNBer | House |
Ian Oland | Hufflepuff |
Chris Gordon | Ravenclaw |
Igor Kleyner | Gryffindor |
Rachel Cohen | |
Fedor Fedin | Gryffindor |
Pat Holden | Ravenclaw |
Peter Hassett | Ravenclaw, studying abroad at Beauxbatons |
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