Why Was Evgeny Kuznetsov Wearing Mike Green’s Helmet? (Photo)
Last night, Peter posted a funny photo of Evgeny Kuznetsov in his game recap. Kuzya's face was ridiculous, so I made a four-panel…
Last night, Peter posted a funny photo of Evgeny Kuznetsov in his game recap. Kuzya's face was ridiculous, so I made a four-panel…
Photoshop by Ian Barry Trotz got hit by Marcus Johansson's stick tonight. That was maybe the most exciting part of an otherwise…
Kuzy's face (Photo: Bruce Bennett) Did we expect anything better from Capitals at Flyers? The road-weary Caps played bad hockey and still got a…
Assistant coach Todd Reirden was tonight's Legal Seafood Bite of the Night. He cut a babyface promo on his long-time pupil, Brooks…
Alex Ovechkin is making it rain goals. He's got a five-game goal streak going. Lately, hockey's just been easy for him. Tonight's…
Just put some toilet paper on it like you cut yourself shaving. Hockey injuries are common. Cuts, scratches, lost teeth, and even…
Photo: Amanda Bowen The pregamer's prediction was wrong. Braden Holtby will make his 23rd consecutive appearance tonight at Philadelphia, his 17th consecutive start.…
Photo: 365 days of april Listen up, you ignorant lemmings! You think the Caps are good just because they're on a 103-point…
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