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Listen up, you ignorant lemmings! You think the Caps are good just because they’re on a 103-point pace and haven’t lost a game since the late 80s? Well, you gotta be better than good to beat the Philadelphia Flyers. You think, just ’cause they’re 24th in puck possession, the Capitals are gonna run roughshod over ’em?
But the Caps are on the back half of a road back-to-back, and the Flyers are gonna do nasty stuff after the whistle, so really anything can happen.
7 PM on CSN. Crash the net.
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Here’s how they lined up last night. We won’t know who’s in net until later, but I’m gonna put in Peters because that’s my bet.
Ovechkin – Backstrom – Burakovsky
Johansson – Kuznetsov – Brouwer
Laich– Fehr – Ward
Chimera – Beagle – Wilson
Orpik – Carlson
Alzner – Niskanen
Hillen – Green
Hextall came into media room looking rather glum. "We're in 25th place in the league and I'm supposed to come in all fricking cheery…"
— Tim Panaccio (@tpanotchUFA) January 7, 2015
The worst show on television! (8:00 PM on CBS)
While someone named Raj eagerly awaits data from a space probe in which he was involved, someone named Howard keeps distracting him. Later, dress shopping with someone named Penny and someone named Amy doesn’t exactly prove to be a good fit for someone named Leonard and someone named Sheldon.
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