Barry Trotz is The Boy Who Lived, Plus the Sorting Hat Sorts the 2014-15 Capitals
Photoshop by Ian Barry Trotz got hit by Marcus Johansson's stick tonight. That was maybe the most exciting part of an otherwise…
Photoshop by Ian Barry Trotz got hit by Marcus Johansson's stick tonight. That was maybe the most exciting part of an otherwise…
Kuzy's face (Photo: Bruce Bennett) Did we expect anything better from Capitals at Flyers? The road-weary Caps played bad hockey and still got a…
Assistant coach Todd Reirden was tonight's Legal Seafood Bite of the Night. He cut a babyface promo on his long-time pupil, Brooks…
Alex Ovechkin is making it rain goals. He's got a five-game goal streak going. Lately, hockey's just been easy for him. Tonight's…
Just put some toilet paper on it like you cut yourself shaving. Hockey injuries are common. Cuts, scratches, lost teeth, and even…
Photo: Amanda Bowen The pregamer's prediction was wrong. Braden Holtby will make his 23rd consecutive appearance tonight at Philadelphia, his 17th consecutive start.…
Photo: 365 days of april Listen up, you ignorant lemmings! You think the Caps are good just because they're on a 103-point…
Halifax, Nova Scotia native Liam O'Brien was the biggest surprise of Capitals training camp this season. The scrappy fourth-line forward received a jersey…
When Alex Ovechkin scored his 20th goal of the season -- an empty-net tally in the game's final minute -- it unleashed…
Team Russia put up a valiant effort but lost to Canada 5-4 in the World Junior Championship. Silver sucks, but they got…
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