The Washington Capitals’ humiliation at the greasy hands of the Philadelphia Flyers is only the latest chapter in an ongoing saga whose truth has gone unspoken for too long. Up until now, the so-called Mainstream Media Discourse has not allowed discussion of the Real Problem plaguing this team, relegating Enlightened Peoples to the only forum that would have them: RMNB’s menchies.
These jerseys are cursed!
— Ryan Haffner (@Haffman500) February 9, 2020
it’s the 3rd jerseys, not Dowd’s fault
— MARGE 🏒 (@Margefro87) February 2, 2020
@russianmachine Can we have the alternative Jerseys banned from use….have we won a game with them on?
— Brian Slaughter (@ride_va) January 12, 2020
It’s the jersey
— L-B (@anggrainiLB) January 12, 2020
BURN THE THIRD JERSEYS!!!
— Logan Dougherty 🇺🇸 (@LoganDougherty) February 9, 2020
''What a mess. Burn the tape. Burn other things too.''
Like those 3rd Jerseys, Burn them ALL! This team not only is obligated to buy Holtby Dinner after this one, but also full in gas for him for the rest of the season
— Eddy DRG (@DrgTwo) February 9, 2020
The Caps need to stop wearing the throwback jerseys.
— Dalton (@Dalton95037924) February 9, 2020
Anyone notice the jerseys?
— Andrew Scanlon (@Scanlon_11) February 9, 2020
Okay. Fine. Let’s talk about it.
Here’s the Washington Capitals record when they’re wearing their third jerseys: