Washington Capitals captain Alex Ovechkin spent Wednesday afternoon at the Ashburn Village Shopping Center to film a commercial for Papa John's Russia.…
Edmonton Oilers forward Connor McDavid and San Jose Sharks wookie Brent Burns are the stars of a new viral ad campaign created…
This just in. If you are male, caucasian, and speak "fluent Russian" the casting agency Taylor Royall may want to hire you…
Imagine having a professional announcer narrate your life as you perform mundane tasks such as ordering food. McDonald's made this scenario a…
We're a week away from the 2017 NHL All-Star Game, and NBC is stepping up its promotion. Monday, NBC released a variation…
Late last year, White Bear Mitsubishi (located in White Bear, Minnesota) set out to film a commercial featuring their polar bear mascot,…
Friday, Beats By Dre released their latest promotional campaign entitled Be Heard. The commercial promotes the company's Solo3 Wireless headphones and features…
It’s been almost a year since Alex Ovechkin signed a multi-year endorsement deal with Papa John’s, and fans are finally getting a…
CSN Mid-Atlantic is 17 days away from their first Caps telecast of the season, an October 15 tilt against the New York…
This summer, Alex Ovechkin signed an expensive, one-year endorsement deal with Bank Otkrytie. Four new soccer-focused commercials starring Ovechkin were released on…
You know how when kids are young and cute their parents tell them to "make your mean face" and they scrunch up their little…
Are you not entertained? Keep you heads up, Caps interns. Tom Wilson is so excited for Opening Night, he's playing street hockey…
During the first half of the Super Bowl, my favorite commercial was the Avocados From Mexico First Draft Ever ad. It was…
Screen: @myregularface While Karl Alzner's sunglasses were a thing, Alex Ovechkin's new earphones demanded our attention during warm-ups before the Winter Classic.…
We're officially 29 days away from the Winter Classic. It's time to chug vitamin water and start running 6-minute miles on the…
When I started submitting rough ideas for our segments on CRL this summer, there was one subject I was determined to address:…
The gang. (Photo credit: @zoharfilm) Editor’s note: The Washington Capitals fan base is a tight bunch. We have both super fans and…
With the Sochi Olympics less than two months away, Nike is upping their promotion game. A few weeks ago, they debuted their…
While I was watching The Daily Show last night, a new national commercial for Verizon Wireless popped up on the screen. I…
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