During the first half of the Super Bowl, my favorite commercial was the Avocados From Mexico First Draft Ever ad. It was almost as funny as Chapelle Show’s Racial Draft. Taking place 4 billion years ago (give or take), Jerry Rice, Doug Flutie, and a caveman comment while delegations from across the planet make their animal selections.
Australia was up first and selected the kangaroo.
“I like that pick,” Rice exclaims.
“Ups, jump, hop, vertical…” Flutie adds.
Real-life first Australian ever drafted by an NHL team, Nathan Walker, was also pumped.
— Hershey Bears (@TheHersheyBears) January 7, 2015
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