If you ask us, he’s the greatest goal-scorer in NHL history.
During All-Star Weekend, Braden Holtby suggested to John Carlson, the winner of the NHL's Hardest Shot competition, that he should replace Alex…
At first glance, one might think that All-Stars Braden Holtby and Hardest Shot winner John Carlson had the best vacation of all…
Alex Ovechkin has now joined an exclusive list that includes Tom Wilson, Andre Burakovsky, and Michael Latta. Ovechkin, the NHL's three-time MVP…
The Capitals and Penguins pretty hate each other, but Sidney Crosby managed to look past that rivalry during the All-Star Game. Before…
Alex Ovechkin just keeps hitting huge milestones. After a brutal first-period collision with TJ Oshie, the Great Eight returned to the ice…
The Washington Capitals have lost six-straight games and they had another dubious start against the Toronto Maple Leafs. First-line forwards Alex Ovechkin…
The Washington Capitals played the San Jose Sharks on Tuesday night in Capital One Arena and lost 7-6 in truly sensational fashion.…
Alex Ovechkin scored a hat trick in Washington's spirit-sundering loss to San Jose, which extended their slump to six games. The Caps…
Washington Capitals captain Alex Ovechkin did his best to help the Capitals end their longest losing streak in four years. The Russian…
The tiny gloomy stormcloud we call the Washington Capitals gave the Sharks an early goal just twelve seconds into the game, but…
Alex Ovechkin is a dangerous goal-scorer. And a dangerous goal-hugger. The 239-pound wrecking ball of joy has had some big hits when…
The 2019 NHL All-Star Game is right around the corner. The Capitals will be represented by Braden Holtby and John Carlson, but…
The Capitals announced on Wednesday morning that their next blood drive will be held on January 26 from 7AM to 5PM at…
Patrick Kane speared Alex Ovechkin in the crotch during the second period of Sunday's Capitals and Blackhawks game. The two players exchanged…
The difference between the heartbreaking sound of a shot attempt that *pings* off the post and the joyful sound of a shot…
Back in October, Andre Burakovsky revealed one of his, uh, unconventional hockey superstitions. Before every Capitals game, Burakovsky and Alex Ovechkin take…
Grab your digital bidding paddles, Capitals fans. The Better Halves are back once again, auctioning off their annual themed gift baskets. As…
The thing about losing hockey games is that it's a bummer. It means the other team got to hug way more AND…
Roughly halfway through the first period, the St. Louis Blues put the Caps up on a power play, which has been pretty…
A winter storm dropped four-plus inches of snow in the DC area over the weekend. Several Capitals stars took advantage of the…
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