The Capitals are giving out these DMV-inspired rally towels for Game Four
The Washington Capitals have been giving out rally towels as a giveaway for most of the 2018 postseason. For Game Four, the…
The Washington Capitals have been giving out rally towels as a giveaway for most of the 2018 postseason. For Game Four, the…
So Andre Burakovsky's had a year. At this time in 2017, I considered Burakovsky to be the future top-line right wing, partner…
There is real tangible progress on the Nicklas Backstrom injury front. Arguably the team's best two-way player, Backstrom rotated in and took…
Last Thursday, I sat down with former Capital Andrew Gordon to catch up on life. Gordo just signed a three-year contract extension…
Wednesday afternoon, I was a guest on NHL Network's NHL Now and spoke to Jackie Redmond about the latest happenings with the…
The Vegas Golden Knights have a pregame ceremony that is second to none. Featuring a super-intense, sword-wielding knight and some Tron-esque drummers,…
Minor league baseball teams are known for coming up with crazy promotions to entice fans into the ballpark, but the Frederick Keys…
Over the course of the 2017-18 postseason, Capitals captain Alex Ovechkin, who really, really, really wants to win a Stanley Cup, has…
On Tuesday, ahead of the Capitals Game Three clash with the Lightning at Capital One Arena, it was announced that Qatar had…
During the Capitals 2017-18 regular season, Jakub Vrana and Madison Bowey got intertwined into a silly superstition. Prior to the pregame warmup,…
Tom Wilson was boarded by Anton Stralman in the first period of Game Three. Stralman leaped into the hit, driving Wilson's head…
Wednesday morning the Caps announced that they have re-signed depth defenseman Aaron Ness to a two year, two-way contract valued at $650,000…
On a day where the DC sky was full of actual lightning, the Washington Capitals net was full of Tampa Bay Lightning…
Washington Capitals forward Tom Wilson has been suspended three times this season, including a three-game ban during the second round of the…
The Washington Capitals dominated the Tampa Bay Lightning in Games One and Two of the Eastern Conference Final, outscoring the Bolts 10-4…
The Tampa Bay Lightning have come to DC, joined, appropriately, by a violent electrical storm dropping black sheets of rain all over…
Life has returned to Capital One Arena as Brett Connolly kicked off the Caps' comeback bid with a big goal in the…
At this point in his career, Tom Wilson seems to own real estate in the head of every team he plays. This…
When the Eastern Conference Final schedule was released, many season-ticket holders felt anxiety. The starting time for each Capitals home game was…
On Monday, a derecho, a line of storms with heavy winds, hit the Washington DC area, causing thousands of homes to lose…
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