Moar History for Alex Ovechkin After He Scores 40th Goal
Photo: Geoff Burke-USA TODAY Sports The league-leader in goals, Alex Ovechkin, scored again, Friday. The Ovi shot from the Ovi spot tied…
Photo: Geoff Burke-USA TODAY Sports The league-leader in goals, Alex Ovechkin, scored again, Friday. The Ovi shot from the Ovi spot tied…
Caps defenseman Dmitry Orlov scoarlov'd in dramatic fashion Friday, dangling past Nino Niederreiter before trickling a backhand past Darcy Kuemper. It was…
Wednesday night, we saw our best impression of the 2009 Capitals since Monday: don’t try for 40 minutes, score goals, and see…
Friday night against the Wild, the Capitals gave away Holtbeast figurines to everyone in attendance. The action figure barely resembles Holtby, a…
Photo: @juleshough Thursday night, Carrie Underwood's The Storyteller Tour made a pit stop at Verizon Center, where she performed in front of…
Photo: Greg Fiume It's not everyday that a hockey player lands a long feature in Esquire Magazine, but Swedish hair model Henrik…
The Caps are at risk of doing that thing. You know that thing. That one thing where they lose two games in…
Photo: Patrick Smith/Getty Images Tom Wilson has taken a ton of minor penalties lately. Wednesday night, head coach Barry Trotz benched Wilson…
Photos: Above Average Graphing's Facebook Page One month ago, Caps forward Evgeny Kuznetsov dabbed to celebrate an Andre Burakovsky goal. Apparently, Kuznetsov has begun a…
The trade deadline is just days away, and no one knows nothing. But that didn't stop me, Pat, and Dimitri from exchanging…
Brooks Laich has a penchant for being generous after losses. Back in 2010, Laich changed a flat tire for two Caps fans…
Caps Swede Marcus Johansson is now a Caps dad. The Washington Capitals announced the news is a tweet Thursday afternoon. Just like…
Photo: Patrick Smith General Manager Brian MacLellan met with the press Thursday to discuss the Capitals' acquisition of Mike Weber and talk…
Photo: Geoff Burke, USA TODAY Sports As Peter so eloquently put it in the recap, the Washington Capitals had their garbage game…
Alright, everybody. Here it is: the garbage game. Caps vs Habs was an unflushed toilet of hockey for fifty minutes, then fun for…
Alex Ovechkin the guinea pig*, not the human being, in his new forever home (Photo: Marta D.) Alex Ovechkin has been adopted.…
Everybody knows Tom Wilson is always looking for a big hit. That's why, when Wilson zeroed in on Habs forward Tomas Fleischmann for a big…
Alex Ovechkin's pregame ritual of sniffing smelling salts is a hit with his teammates. Everybody's doing it these days. . . if you're…
Photo: Rob Carr/Getty Images When the Washington Capitals signed center Mike Richards to a one-year, $1 million deal in January, they did so…
The Capitals' historical, magical, cinnamon-roll-tastic regular-season continues as we approach the trade deadline. The Caps got an early start on their deadline moves by…
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