Michael Latta is not playing for the Caps anymore and he keeps reminding us
I recommend unfollowing Michael Latta on Twitter immediately if you don't want to cry yourself to sleep every night. Tuesday, the former…
I recommend unfollowing Michael Latta on Twitter immediately if you don't want to cry yourself to sleep every night. Tuesday, the former…
Alex Ovechkin just scored in Pittsburgh. The Team Russia captain blasted a classic one-timer from his office past Canadian goaltender Carey Price.…
Wednesday night, Verizon Center was host to the World Cup of Hockey pre-tournament game between Team Sweden and Team Europe. During the…
Team Canada has made its way to Pittsburgh for its World Cup of Hockey exhibition game against Team Russia, and it seems the Team Canada coaches…
Wednesday afternoon, the NHL's online shop updated the pre-filled text on their customized jersey pages and Twitter is going to love this.…
Despite the regular season looming, Capitals defenseman Dmitry Orlov is still not re-signed. Alex Ovechkin spoke to CSN Mid-Atlantic’s Tarik El-Bashir about…
If you didn't know already, locker room logos are sacred. You don't step on the logo, it's considered disrespectful and you probably…
Alex Ovechkin did the hot stick celebration in 2009. Seven years later it has finally ended up in an EA Sports video…
During a bitter playoff series last season with rival Pittsburgh, Braden Holtby showed an incredible amount of class when he gave his…
After spending two games mixing it up with Team Canada, TJ Oshie has returned to his normal form as a playmaker and…
Sure, Nicklas Backstrom wants everyone to cheer for Team Sweden tomorrow night, but we can't let our goaltender Philipp Grubauer go completely unheard. Team…
If you just can't wait until the Capitals start their training camp Sept. 23 to get your fix of brobeans and cinnamon…
Just when a reasonable person might start to worry that the hockey season will never start, eternally delayed by the meaningless inspiring…
Funko, an American company that manufactures licensed pop culture toys, just officially announced it's POP! Hockey line is coming in November. We…
For the purpose of this series, a prospect will be defined as an under-25 player in the Capitals system who was not on…
Monday night, Paisano's Pizza debuted a new commercial featuring a throng of local DC sports stars. That throng includes Caps defenseman Karl…
On Sunday, Team Russia arrived at the Pittsburgh Penguins' practice facility in Cranberry Township, Pennsylvania, to train for several days ahead of…
Over the weekend, we reported on something that felt gross, weird, and terrific all at once. Caps defenseman John Carlson scored on…
We've created a new design to take the hockey adorableness level up to 11. Meet Happy Zammy! Happy Zammy is a very cute…
Capitals captain Alex Ovechkin likes a lot of things: cars, scoring goals, that one blue suit, the right parenthesis button, celebrating goals,…
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