Untz Untz Untz: Dustin Penner’s Second Career as DJ Pendemic
The career of former Capital Dustin Penner seemingly ended in 2014. In 18 games for the Washington Capitals that spring, Penner scored just 1…
Mike Green’s Cat is Banana: Making RMNB Last
Say hi to Banana and Mike. Leslie K. asked me to write a story about Mike Green's cat, Banana. This will be…
From the Window to the Wall: Making RMNB Last
Today's essay topic comes to us from John D., who writes: What happens if the Caps don't win a cup within 3-5…
These are RMNB’s Favorite Pro Wrestlers
Note: Steve Austin does not appear on any of our lists. It's August, Holtby and Johansson have re-signed, and there's basically nothing else…
When Stats Suck and Why: Making RMNB Last
Welcome back to the Making RMNB Last essay series. This time our prompt comes from Joe K., who I think did a wonderful…
Vikings: Making RMNB Last
Tommy L. wants me to write about the culture of vikings. Tommy L. is awesome. Here goes. There never was a viking culture…
Stan Galiev is Eating Disgusting Things On Vacation
Photo: @Galixon_97 Washington Capitals forward Stan Galiev is on vacation with his wife Olya in Vietnam, and they're having some new experiences. And…
Poll: Which Local Baseball Team Do You Root For?
Today, the Baltimore Orioles and Washington Nationals completed their battle of the beltway series, with the Nats winning the rubber match 3-2.…
Seven Things We’ll Miss Most About Steve Oleksy
Lost amid the news Wednesday afternoon that longtime Caps defenseman Mike Green had signed a 3-year, $18-million contract with the Detroit Red…
The Washington Capitals’ New Draft Hat Is Way Better Than The Penguins
Every year, the NHL unveils new hats at the draft and they're always super fancy. This year's edition features each team's logo…
According to Joel Ward’s Agent, Everyone Wants To Sign Joel Ward
CSN Washington's Jill Sorenson reported this afternoon that Joel Ward is one of the most popular free agents on the market, according…
Turning the Caps Into a Stanley Cup Champion: Adding Scoring Depth
Welcome back inside GM Holden's war room. Previously, we've added Patrick Sharp to the Caps forward ranks and re-signed Eric Fehr to…
Peter’s Scifi/Fantasy Draft: Making RMNB Last
You are about to read an essay commissioned by RMNB Platinum Patron Michael Reschly as part of the Making RMNB Last campaign. Michael chose…
Turning the Caps Into a Stanley Cup Champion: Third-Line Center
This post is part of a series in which we enter an alternative universe where I get to call the shots during the…
Turning the Caps Into a Stanley Cup Champion: Acquiring a Top-Six Forward
This is the first in a series of posts looking at moves I think the Caps need to make to have a…
What to Watch Instead of the NHL Awards
Photo: Tom Szczerbowski/USA TODAY Sports Let’s get real for a hot second. I don’t enjoy the NHL Awards. You don’t enjoy the…
The New Hockey Emoji Kind Of Sucks
For years, hockey fans have been begging for a hockey emoji. And on Wednesday, we finally got our wish. Unicode Consortium released…
The Caps’ Interest in SHL Leading-Scorer Derek Ryan Makes A Lot of Sense
Photo: Linnea Nyangen / Orebro Hockey The Denver Post's Mike Chambers reported yesterday that the Caps are believed to be in the mix…
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RMNB Playoff Predictions, The Finals: Peter vs Ian vs Keith, A Coin
It all comes down to this. The Stanley Cup Final begin tonight between the Blackhawks and Lightning. Meanwhile, your humble RMNB founders are…
RMNB Playoff Predictions, Round 3: Peter vs Ian vs Keith, A Coin
The Caps are out, but the drama continues. Here's how we did last round: Peter: 3 for 4 Keith, a Coin: 2 for 4 Ian: 4…
