Seven Things We’ll Miss Most About Steve Oleksy
Lost amid the news Wednesday afternoon that longtime Caps defenseman Mike Green had signed a 3-year, $18-million contract with the Detroit Red…
The Washington Capitals’ New Draft Hat Is Way Better Than The Penguins
Every year, the NHL unveils new hats at the draft and they're always super fancy. This year's edition features each team's logo…
According to Joel Ward’s Agent, Everyone Wants To Sign Joel Ward
CSN Washington's Jill Sorenson reported this afternoon that Joel Ward is one of the most popular free agents on the market, according…
Turning the Caps Into a Stanley Cup Champion: Adding Scoring Depth
Welcome back inside GM Holden's war room. Previously, we've added Patrick Sharp to the Caps forward ranks and re-signed Eric Fehr to…
Peter’s Scifi/Fantasy Draft: Making RMNB Last
You are about to read an essay commissioned by RMNB Platinum Patron Michael Reschly as part of the Making RMNB Last campaign. Michael chose…
Turning the Caps Into a Stanley Cup Champion: Third-Line Center
This post is part of a series in which we enter an alternative universe where I get to call the shots during the…
Turning the Caps Into a Stanley Cup Champion: Acquiring a Top-Six Forward
This is the first in a series of posts looking at moves I think the Caps need to make to have a…
What to Watch Instead of the NHL Awards
Photo: Tom Szczerbowski/USA TODAY Sports Let’s get real for a hot second. I don’t enjoy the NHL Awards. You don’t enjoy the…
The New Hockey Emoji Kind Of Sucks
For years, hockey fans have been begging for a hockey emoji. And on Wednesday, we finally got our wish. Unicode Consortium released…
The Caps’ Interest in SHL Leading-Scorer Derek Ryan Makes A Lot of Sense
Photo: Linnea Nyangen / Orebro Hockey The Denver Post's Mike Chambers reported yesterday that the Caps are believed to be in the mix…
RMNB Playoff Predictions, The Finals: Peter vs Ian vs Keith, A Coin
It all comes down to this. The Stanley Cup Final begin tonight between the Blackhawks and Lightning. Meanwhile, your humble RMNB founders are…
RMNB Playoff Predictions, Round 3: Peter vs Ian vs Keith, A Coin
The Caps are out, but the drama continues. Here's how we did last round: Peter: 3 for 4 Keith, a Coin: 2 for 4 Ian: 4…
Sixty Minutes of Hockey
Photo: Bruce Bennett No one knows the agony of games seven like fans of the Washington Capitals. The Caps, we've been told,…
I Guarantee That This Does Not Matter
There I was, getting Chipotle and listening to Bullseye, when I get the notification above. Apparently, Alex Ovechkin has guaranteed a win…
RMNB Playoff Predictions, Round 2: Peter vs Ian vs Keith, A Coin
Round two of the Stanley Cup Playoffs begin tonight. It's time for a new round of predictions to be summarily mocked by…
Red, Proud, and Loud!
It's possible that tonight will be the final Capitals game at Verizon Center this season. If the Caps lose tonight and on Saturday, that's…
Your Favorite Teams Sucks and They’re Not Winning the Stanley Cup
Winning the Stanley Cup is incredibly difficult. After a grueling, 82-game regular season, the top 16 teams then compete in a small…
RMNB Playoff Predictions, Round 1: Peter vs Ian vs Keith, A Coin
The Stanley Cup Playoffs begin tonight, so that means Ian and I have to do our usual, horrifyingly inaccurate predictions for the first round.…
Four-on-Four Play May Be a Factor in Caps’ Playoff Run
Tom Wilson draws (and takes) a lot of penalties. (Photo: Bruce Bennett/Getty Images) Throughout the season, the Washington Capitals have generated a lot…
For the Capitals, A Season of Redemption
Photo courtesy of Monumental Network/Amanda Maglione I was reading the PuckBuddys' coverage of Alex Ovechkin's Ride of Fame thing the other day.…
