Sustainably Superior: Let’s Talk About Braden Holtby
Photo by Amanda Bowen We're thrilled to have Catherine Silverman aboard for this guest post. Cat writes for Today's Slapshot and The…
Photo by Amanda Bowen We're thrilled to have Catherine Silverman aboard for this guest post. Cat writes for Today's Slapshot and The…
Alex Ovechin turned 30 last month, and that is scary. It is scary mostly because age is a dauntless demon who will one day lay…
Photo: Amanda Bowen A sampling of TSN hockey experts and NHL GMs were recently polled to rank the top 50 players in…
Analytics pioneer Rob Vollman is back with the  2015 edition of Hockey Abstract. If you're not familiar with Vollman's work, well, you should…
Illustration by Rob Ullman. You can buy a print from Ullman's store. Early in Monday's preseason game, CSN analyst Craig Laughlin dropped…
Jay Beagle may be asked to kill more penalties in 2015-16. This photo has nothing to do with that. The Washington Capitals aren't…
Mike Green was the Caps' make-it-happen guy on the power play, but in 2014-15 he scored just one goal while a man up.…
Orlov in 2011 (Photo: Kyle Mace) When the Caps finally and truly return on October 8, it will have been 543 days since Dmitry…
Photo: Amanda Bowen Editor's note: With the preseason beginning this week, RMNB will spend some time framing the questions about the upcoming season that…
Photo: Amanda Bowen​ Let me be clear: I don't care about the preseason of any sport, not even hockey. Takeaways from preseason…
RMNB reader and patron Ray B. has proposed the best topic for an essay, so everyone else can take a seat and shut…
Mark M. wants me to talk about how great the Maryland flag is. Thank you, Mark M. I love the Maryland flag. Here's a tweet from February as…
The career of former Capital Dustin Penner seemingly ended in 2014. In 18 games for the Washington Capitals that spring, Penner scored just 1…
Say hi to Banana and Mike. Leslie K. asked me to write a story about Mike Green's cat, Banana. This will be…
Today's essay topic comes to us from John D., who writes: What happens if the Caps don't win a cup within 3-5…
Note: Steve Austin does not appear on any of our lists. It's August, Holtby and Johansson have re-signed, and there's basically nothing else…
Welcome back to the Making RMNB Last essay series. This time our prompt comes from Joe K., who I think did a wonderful…
Tommy L. wants me to write about the culture of vikings. Tommy L. is awesome. Here goes. There never was a viking culture…
Photo: @Galixon_97 Washington Capitals forward Stan Galiev is on vacation with his wife Olya in Vietnam, and they're having some new experiences. And…
Today, the Baltimore Orioles and Washington Nationals completed their battle of the beltway series, with the Nats winning the rubber match 3-2.…
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