The Caps Presidents’ Trophy T-Shirts Are the Cause of All Human Suffering
Photo: Saam The Caps have won the Presidents' Trophy and they've got the merch to prove it. None of this should be…
For the Diehard Hockey Fan In Your Life: The Budweiser Goal Light
When I first started designing my hockey-themed basement last year (please notice I didn't say man cave because women can have caves…
The Caps Are Coasting Towards a First-Round Loss
Photo: Geoff Burke-USA TODAY Sunday night's defeat at the hands of the Pittsburgh Penguins has left some Washington Capitals fans in angst.…
Analyses of All Six Goals the Caps Gave Up to the Penguins
It's never fun to watch the Caps lose -- especially when it's a 6-2 drubbing at the hands of the Pittsburgh Penguins on…
Here’s How You Ranked the Capitals Defensemen
Photo: Nick Wass Last summer, I asked twitter to rank Washington's blue line. I'm sure I had a hidden agenda when I did…
This Potato Chip Suggests This Might Be the Year for the Washington Capitals
Look I'm not superstitious, but if I put my pants on right-to-left instead of left-to-right, I take them off, light them on…
When Opposites Don’t Attract: The Dmitry Orlov and Brooks Orpik Defense Pairing
Photo: Geoff Burke/USA TODAY Sports After missing 40 games with a lower body injury, 35-year-old Brooks Orpik returned to the Capitals line-up…
Monday Morning Reality Check: The Caps Are Among The Best Ever
The Caps have 90 standings points and it's not even March yet. With a 43-10-4 record, Washington is a virtual lock for the…
How the Capitals Can Hack the Schedule and Rule the Playoffs
Photo: Amanda Bowen If you've yet to come across it, I highly recommend giving Tom Haberstroh’s recent splendid piece of reporting for ESPN…
Evgeny Kuznetsov’s Favorite Musician is Lady Gaga
Photos: thornescratch The Washington Capitals organization gives out a program during games called "Breakaway." Inside, it features various Caps players and their various…
Trade Deadline Targets: Pick a Maple Leaf
Photo: Claus Anderson The NHL trade deadline is coming up on February 29. The Caps have a real chance to win the…
Cupcakes and Iced Coffee: Tom Wilson is a Basic White Girl
Ed. note: Please say hello to Victoria Dravis, RMNB's latest acquisition. Hockey players: They're just like us! (And by us, I mean…
Karl Alzner is the Caps New Ironman With 423 Straight Games, But He’s No Cal Ripken
Photo: @WashCaps Washington Capitals defenseman Karl Alzner has now played in 423 consecutive games, passing Bob Carpenter for the franchise's all-time record. Hockey is…
Alex Ovechkin’s Gillette Deal Totally Cost Him a Stanley Cup: Making RMNB Last
Editor's note: Oh snap, it's the return of the Making RMNB Last essay series. RMNB Patrons give Peter a topic, he writes, you…
Caps Slapshot Wants to Eat the Carolina Hurricanes Mascot
Photo: NHL This morning, the NHL released a series of tweets promoting this weekend's All-Star Game in Nashville. Each tweet included a…
Michael Latta Fights for Marcus Johansson Because It’s the 2015-16 Caps And Of Course He Did
The Washington Capitals are the league's best team and lead the Eastern Conference by 16 points halfway through the season. They are…
Gratitude for Alex Ovechkin
I thought it might be important to write down how we were feeling in this moment. So often, what we say is wrapped up in…
Your Favorite Team Is Going To Suck In 2016
Welcome to 2016. A new year is often viewed as a clean slate or an opportunity to start anew. Resolutions are made,…
Gary Bettman Grew a Beard for the Winter Classic And It’s Definitely a Thing
Friday morning after I did some chores, I threw it on NHL Network ahead of the Winter Classic. "I'm sure something interesting…
Rank These Defensemen (Poll)
Randomly selected photo: Amanda Bowen. None of the players pictured are part of the poll. Let's play a fun game called Rank…
