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Gary Bettman Grew a Beard for the Winter Classic And It’s Definitely a Thing

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Friday morning after I did some chores, I threw it on NHL Network ahead of the Winter Classic. “I’m sure something interesting must be going on in the pregame coverage,” I said to myself, hoping for the best.

I was greeted by this face.

NHL commissioner Gary Bettman, the man behind three demoralizing lockouts and the unprecedented popularity and financial growth of his sport, has grown a salt and pepper beard – and a somewhat hideous one at that. Bettman also sported a less pronounced version of the beard during last year’s Winter Classic.

I was not the only one who noticed.

https://twitter.com/jhogue60/status/682968996375707648

https://twitter.com/IanAltenbaugh/status/682978582487011329

To me, it’s jarring. Bettman, tiny and frail (like a modern day Napoleon), is literally the definition of a suit, yet now he’s trying to look hip and rugged. I’m really not sure what to make of it.

ESPN’s Pierre LeBrun had a one-on-one interview with Bettman and it was the first thing he asked about.

https://twitter.com/espn_nhl/status/683091600667459585

“Actually some have suggested that this is my version of a playoff beard,” Bettman said. “If I have the beard, it’s cloudy and 40 degrees, which are ideal [Winter Classic] conditions. I didn’t want to tempt fate.”

It was also the first thing Sportsnet’s Scott Oake asked about too.

“Actually, it’s a tribute to George,” Bettman said, referring to HNIC’s George Stroumboulopoulos. “Someone suggested it’s like a playoff beard — if I keep the beard, the weather’s perfect for the Winter Classic. But if you ask my wife, it should’ve been gone yesterday.”

Yeah, probably. But do you, Gary. Do you.

What do you guys think?

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