John Buccigross’s Article About Auston Matthews Is a Train Wreck
First overall draft pick Auston Matthews (Photo via John Buccigross) I don't actually know who John Buccigross is. I know he does hockey…
Why Mike Milbury Makes Caps Fans Feel Like The Fix Is In
Monday morning, Barry Trotz put on a figurative tinfoil hat and said one of the most wacky things he's ever said as…
The Capitals’ Disallowed Goal in the Second Period
The Capitals lost Game Two to the Penguins 2-1. Late in the second period, the Capitals tied the game... or so we…
Hate-Spewing Caps Fans Outside Verizon Center Embarrass Us All
The lasting image of Game One should be TJ Oshie getting lovingly mauled by his teammates or a horde of Caps fans…
Round 2 Playoff Predictions: Peter vs Ian vs Keith, a Coin
The first round of the playoffs did not go as expected. The leading contenders from the west, the Kings, the Ducks, and…
The World is Not Ending: The Caps Dominated a Game and Lost
Photo: Amanda Bowen The Caps somehow lost to the Flyers on Friday night in a game they dominated. Quickly, the doom and…
Remember When Michal Neuvirth Was a Terrible Goalie?
Gigantic Czech infant child Michal Neuvirth stopped 44 of 44 shots in Friday's shutout over the Caps. It was one of the best…
The NHL Should Review Brayden Schenn’s Cross-Check to Evgeny Kuznetsov’s Knee
Flyers forward Brayden Schenn had already delivered a series full of questionable hits. During Game Four, Schenn stepped his troll game up…
A Comprehensive Analysis of Mike Richards’ Instagram
Photo: @mikehrichards Being responsible for an aesthetically pleasing Instagram account can be a difficult task, so we’ve got to commend Mike Richards…
Tom Wilson’s Board Goads Wayne Simmonds Into Fight, Barry Trotz Considers Hit Unnecessary
Photo: Patrick Smith Tom Wilson almost made it through a Caps-Flyers game without getting involved in something foolish. But with six minutes…
Round 1 Playoff Predictions: Peter vs Ian vs Keith, a Coin
Art by epoole88 (wow) The second season begins on Wednesday, and it's time for predictions featuring everyone's favorite prognosticator, Keith, a Coin! (Also, me…
Every Way In Which Tom Wilson Is or Is Not a Bust
On Monday, we published a smart and layered discussion by Myan Tran about Tom Wilson's development. That article comes after months of…
Popular Statistical Model Picks the Flyers to Beat the Caps in the Playoffs
Visualization: @IneffectiveMath On Wednesday night, the Capitals lost to the Philadelphia Flyers in a shootout. That game carried extra weight as those teams…
The Caps Presidents’ Trophy T-Shirts Are the Cause of All Human Suffering
Photo: Saam The Caps have won the Presidents' Trophy and they've got the merch to prove it. None of this should be…
For the Diehard Hockey Fan In Your Life: The Budweiser Goal Light
When I first started designing my hockey-themed basement last year (please notice I didn't say man cave because women can have caves…
The Caps Are Coasting Towards a First-Round Loss
Photo: Geoff Burke-USA TODAY Sunday night's defeat at the hands of the Pittsburgh Penguins has left some Washington Capitals fans in angst.…
Analyses of All Six Goals the Caps Gave Up to the Penguins
It's never fun to watch the Caps lose -- especially when it's a 6-2 drubbing at the hands of the Pittsburgh Penguins on…
Here’s How You Ranked the Capitals Defensemen
Photo: Nick Wass Last summer, I asked twitter to rank Washington's blue line. I'm sure I had a hidden agenda when I did…
This Potato Chip Suggests This Might Be the Year for the Washington Capitals
Look I'm not superstitious, but if I put my pants on right-to-left instead of left-to-right, I take them off, light them on…
When Opposites Don’t Attract: The Dmitry Orlov and Brooks Orpik Defense Pairing
Photo: Geoff Burke/USA TODAY Sports After missing 40 games with a lower body injury, 35-year-old Brooks Orpik returned to the Capitals line-up…
