All the reasons Baltimore is better than Washington, DC
This week's series between the Baltimore Orioles and Washington Nationals is going to stir up some of that old animosity around the DMV region. That's fine.…
The Most and Least Beloved Caps of the Ovechkin Era, According to You
In the wake of the Caps' season end, I was curious how the Caps fan community felt. After six years of RMNB and…
Who Should the Caps Protect in the 2017-18 Expansion Draft?
"Did somebody say craps?" On Tuesday, the Associated Press broke the news that the NHL would indeed expand to Las Vegas during…
Stanley Cup Finals Predictions: Peter vs Ian vs Keith, a Coin
Art by the great epoole88 It's time to place your bets on the big game. It's Joel Ward and the Sharks vs Eric…
Everything is Awful, Except the Washington Capitals, Mostly
Photo: Justin K. Aller The Capitals just had their best regular season in franchise history. We thought things might be different in…
A Rainy Day Open Thread for the Eliminated Caps
Photo: Justin Aller The rock rolled down the hill. With Nick Bonino's overtime goal, the Washington Capitals season ended in a blink.…
Five Reasons Why the Caps Could Still Win This Series
Photo: Justin K. Aller Wednesday night, the Capitals lost Game Four to the Penguins in sudden death overtime. According to the NHL's…
John Buccigross’s Article About Auston Matthews Is a Train Wreck
First overall draft pick Auston Matthews (Photo via John Buccigross) I don't actually know who John Buccigross is. I know he does hockey…
Why Mike Milbury Makes Caps Fans Feel Like The Fix Is In
Monday morning, Barry Trotz put on a figurative tinfoil hat and said one of the most wacky things he's ever said as…
The Capitals’ Disallowed Goal in the Second Period
The Capitals lost Game Two to the Penguins 2-1. Late in the second period, the Capitals tied the game... or so we…
Hate-Spewing Caps Fans Outside Verizon Center Embarrass Us All
The lasting image of Game One should be TJ Oshie getting lovingly mauled by his teammates or a horde of Caps fans…
Round 2 Playoff Predictions: Peter vs Ian vs Keith, a Coin
The first round of the playoffs did not go as expected. The leading contenders from the west, the Kings, the Ducks, and…
The World is Not Ending: The Caps Dominated a Game and Lost
Photo: Amanda Bowen The Caps somehow lost to the Flyers on Friday night in a game they dominated. Quickly, the doom and…
Remember When Michal Neuvirth Was a Terrible Goalie?
Gigantic Czech infant child Michal Neuvirth stopped 44 of 44 shots in Friday's shutout over the Caps. It was one of the best…
The NHL Should Review Brayden Schenn’s Cross-Check to Evgeny Kuznetsov’s Knee
Flyers forward Brayden Schenn had already delivered a series full of questionable hits. During Game Four, Schenn stepped his troll game up…
A Comprehensive Analysis of Mike Richards’ Instagram
Photo: @mikehrichards Being responsible for an aesthetically pleasing Instagram account can be a difficult task, so we’ve got to commend Mike Richards…
Tom Wilson’s Board Goads Wayne Simmonds Into Fight, Barry Trotz Considers Hit Unnecessary
Photo: Patrick Smith Tom Wilson almost made it through a Caps-Flyers game without getting involved in something foolish. But with six minutes…
Round 1 Playoff Predictions: Peter vs Ian vs Keith, a Coin
Art by epoole88 (wow) The second season begins on Wednesday, and it's time for predictions featuring everyone's favorite prognosticator, Keith, a Coin! (Also, me…
Every Way In Which Tom Wilson Is or Is Not a Bust
On Monday, we published a smart and layered discussion by Myan Tran about Tom Wilson's development. That article comes after months of…
Popular Statistical Model Picks the Flyers to Beat the Caps in the Playoffs
Visualization: @IneffectiveMath On Wednesday night, the Capitals lost to the Philadelphia Flyers in a shootout. That game carried extra weight as those teams…
