Playoff predictions, round 4: Peter vs Ian vs Keith, a coin
And then there were two. Fourteen teams have been eliminated, and only the Perds and Pens are still standing. Here, at the…
And then there were two. Fourteen teams have been eliminated, and only the Perds and Pens are still standing. Here, at the…
Yes, we know we cover hockey, but we have a NASCAR-related request. At midnight tonight, voting for this Saturday's All-Star Race at…
Just over one week ago, another Capitals' postseason run ended too soon. The Pittsburgh Penguins' elimination of the Caps marked the second straight…
Beginnings and endings are easy. I remember with perfect recollection the day I lost my first dog and the night I met the…
Hello, fellow grumpypantses. I'm contractually obligated to tell you that I went 1-for-3 in predictions last round, narrowly edging out a goddamn…
When the buzzer sounded at PPG Paints Arena on Wednesday night, the Washington Capitals made their way back to the locker room.…
Today sucks. Our cosmically bad-luck Washington Capitals are losing to the Penguins again in the playoffs. Despite out-shooting (35-21) and out-attempting (83-41)…
The Washington Capitals didn't play perfectly in Game One against the Pittsburgh Penguins. They were flat to start the first,  choppy to…
Well, that first round was a little hectic, wasn't it? I'll be honest: my bracket did not fare well. But now we're…
Every year in the postseason, the Washington Capitals take years off their fans' lives, and this year has been no different. After…
The Columbus Blue Jackets have one of the best team Twitter accounts in the NHL. From the account's emotional breakdown when the…
Here at RMNB, there have been many times after a Caps loss where we've argued that the team deserved to win or…
The Washington Capitals won 55 games this season, capturing their second straight Presidents' Trophy. For me, watching the regular season seemed almost…
On Saturday night, the Edmonton Oilers won their first playoff game since June 17, 2006 - a stretch of futility that lasted…
It begins. Place your bets.
Barry Trotz has never gotten past the second round of the playoffs during his previous 17 years as an NHL head coach.…
As someone who helps runs social media accounts with nearly 80,000 Capitals followers, I've stumbled upon a unique position on the internet…
If you’ve been living under a rock, or you don’t spend any time on the internet, Thursday was a dramatic day for…
While The Washington Post's Barry Svrluga is already planning a parade, Detroit Red Wings captain Henrik Zetterberg had some interesting thoughts after…
Taylor Winnik just broke some news on Twitter. Apparently, her husband Daniel is gung-ho on shaving his beard off. Taylor just uploaded…
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