Why the Caps should win the Metropolitan Division
With the World Cup over and the preseason winding down, it’s time to climb the crow’s nest and survey the lay of…
ESPN wants you to know that Alex Ovechkin lost to Sidney Crosby again and it’s all his fault
Team Russia was ousted by Team Canada in the semi-finals of the World Cup of Hockey this past weekend. Hockey players Sidney Crosby…
How Phil Kessel’s tweet illustrates why he was left off the Team USA roster
Phil Kessel is in the news. Not because he's playing in the World Cup of Hockey, but because he was left out. His tweet on…
The World Cup of Hockey shows why referee body cams should be mandatory for all NHL games
The World Cup of Hockey has given us looks at new team concepts like Team Europe and Team North America, but the…
Michael Latta is not playing for the Caps anymore and he keeps reminding us
I recommend unfollowing Michael Latta on Twitter immediately if you don't want to cry yourself to sleep every night. Tuesday, the former…
Other worst things in hockey
Earlier today we learned that Trucker Jerbang Oshie thinks the Columbus Blue Jackets' goal cannon is the Worst Thing in Hockey. In this, Oshie…
Here are your RMNB-endorsed fantasy hockey projections
Your fantasy hockey draft is probably getting close. You're scouring the internet, looking for something to give you the edge in your…
A look inside Sidney Crosby’s brain reveals he’s as boring as we all thought he was
Late this past week, Sports Illustrated published an article written by Pittsburgh Penguins captain Sidney Crosby. Crosby opens up about his early…
All the reasons Baltimore is better than Washington, DC
This week's series between the Baltimore Orioles and Washington Nationals is going to stir up some of that old animosity around the DMV region. That's fine.…
The Most and Least Beloved Caps of the Ovechkin Era, According to You
In the wake of the Caps' season end, I was curious how the Caps fan community felt. After six years of RMNB and…
Who Should the Caps Protect in the 2017-18 Expansion Draft?
"Did somebody say craps?" On Tuesday, the Associated Press broke the news that the NHL would indeed expand to Las Vegas during…
Stanley Cup Finals Predictions: Peter vs Ian vs Keith, a Coin
Art by the great epoole88 It's time to place your bets on the big game. It's Joel Ward and the Sharks vs Eric…
Everything is Awful, Except the Washington Capitals, Mostly
Photo: Justin K. Aller The Capitals just had their best regular season in franchise history. We thought things might be different in…
A Rainy Day Open Thread for the Eliminated Caps
Photo: Justin Aller The rock rolled down the hill. With Nick Bonino's overtime goal, the Washington Capitals season ended in a blink.…
Five Reasons Why the Caps Could Still Win This Series
Photo: Justin K. Aller Wednesday night, the Capitals lost Game Four to the Penguins in sudden death overtime. According to the NHL's…
John Buccigross’s Article About Auston Matthews Is a Train Wreck
First overall draft pick Auston Matthews (Photo via John Buccigross) I don't actually know who John Buccigross is. I know he does hockey…
Why Mike Milbury Makes Caps Fans Feel Like The Fix Is In
Monday morning, Barry Trotz put on a figurative tinfoil hat and said one of the most wacky things he's ever said as…
The Capitals’ Disallowed Goal in the Second Period
The Capitals lost Game Two to the Penguins 2-1. Late in the second period, the Capitals tied the game... or so we…
Hate-Spewing Caps Fans Outside Verizon Center Embarrass Us All
The lasting image of Game One should be TJ Oshie getting lovingly mauled by his teammates or a horde of Caps fans…
Round 2 Playoff Predictions: Peter vs Ian vs Keith, a Coin
The first round of the playoffs did not go as expected. The leading contenders from the west, the Kings, the Ducks, and…
