How to Be a Female Hockey Fan: The RMNB Guide
The internet, as we all know, is a meritocracy. Especially in the hockey corner of the internet, who you are doesn't matter…
The internet, as we all know, is a meritocracy. Especially in the hockey corner of the internet, who you are doesn't matter…
Photo: Capitals Instagram Yesterday, Capitals general manager Brian MacLellan spoke to the media about the first half of the Caps' season. A…
"I think we took our foot off the gas," Jay Beagle said to the Washington Post's Alex Prewitt after Tuesday's loss to…
Photo: Bill Smith [Editor's note: Eric Fingerhut is RMNB's ombudsman. You can follow him on Twitter and read his other work on…
Before tonight, back-up goaltender Justin Peters hadn't played in an NHL game since November 29th. In 7 appearances which totaled just 401 minutes…
Tonight the Washington Capitals will play the Nashville Predators for the first time this season. The big storyline heading into this game…
Photoshop by Ian Barry Trotz got hit by Marcus Johansson's stick tonight. That was maybe the most exciting part of an otherwise…
The lasting image of the Winter Classic, as far as I'm concerned (Grab by @myregularface) The Winter Classic was awesome. So very,…
Photo: Eliot J. Schechter Alright, lemme just start with this, because if I don't I won't be doing the Awesome Index right. The…
You've been missed, Ovechkin back tattoos. Did you guys watch the first episode of Road to the Winter Classic? We did! (If…
Photo: Scott Audette I skipped the Awesome Index last week. There was nothing awesome going on. I tried to think of some, but…
"Just like an interception, I bet you didn't see this one coming." That's how pizza chef/party animal Papa John Shattner begins his latest…
The Washington Capitals have gone to major lengths to promote Barry Trotz since hiring him this summer. And while Trotz is certainly an…
Technically, this is a dinosaur. You are eating dinosaurs. Happy Thanksgiving, friends. The Caps lost in OT last night, but there are…
Photo: Christian Petersen Reading a recent Adam Vingan piece on Brooks Orpik made me reflect on how hard I've been on the Caps…
Friends, I am having a bit of a day: Flat tire, bad weather, nasty cold, traffic jams, wah wah wah. In short:…
Photo: Geoff Burke [Editor's note: Eric Fingerhut is RMNB's ombudsman. You can follow him on Twitter and read his other work on…
Evgeny Kuznetsov is among the players for whom Barry Trotz has struggled to find a consistent spot in the line-up. (Photo: Bruce Bennett/Getty)…
I'm not going to dedicate this week's Awesome Index to Jay "top-line" Beagle, though his pass to set up Alex Ovechkin's goal during Tuesday's…
Photo Credit: Patrick McDermott Last year, Eric Fehr bounced around the lineup as Adam Oates struggled to find a spot for him.…
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