The Awesome Index: Mutant Shootout, Roads, and Barry
Photo: Eliot J. Schechter Alright, lemme just start with this, because if I don't I won't be doing the Awesome Index right. The…
Photo: Eliot J. Schechter Alright, lemme just start with this, because if I don't I won't be doing the Awesome Index right. The…
You've been missed, Ovechkin back tattoos. Did you guys watch the first episode of Road to the Winter Classic? We did! (If…
Photo: Scott Audette I skipped the Awesome Index last week. There was nothing awesome going on. I tried to think of some, but…
"Just like an interception, I bet you didn't see this one coming." That's how pizza chef/party animal Papa John Shattner begins his latest…
The Washington Capitals have gone to major lengths to promote Barry Trotz since hiring him this summer. And while Trotz is certainly an…
Technically, this is a dinosaur. You are eating dinosaurs. Happy Thanksgiving, friends. The Caps lost in OT last night, but there are…
Photo: Christian Petersen Reading a recent Adam Vingan piece on Brooks Orpik made me reflect on how hard I've been on the Caps…
Friends, I am having a bit of a day: Flat tire, bad weather, nasty cold, traffic jams, wah wah wah. In short:…
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Evgeny Kuznetsov is among the players for whom Barry Trotz has struggled to find a consistent spot in the line-up. (Photo: Bruce Bennett/Getty)…
I'm not going to dedicate this week's Awesome Index to Jay "top-line" Beagle, though his pass to set up Alex Ovechkin's goal during Tuesday's…
Photo Credit: Patrick McDermott Last year, Eric Fehr bounced around the lineup as Adam Oates struggled to find a spot for him.…
Photo: Amanda Bowen During Thursday morning's practice, Barry Trotz debuted new lines (again). According to The Washington Post's Alex Prewitt, these are…
I love the dude in the back here. (Photo: Rob Carr) You're like, "No way. No way Peter can find awesome things right…
In case you missed NBCSN's pregame coverage of the Caps game, NBCSN anchor Liam McHugh used plus-minus as a way to discredit…
Broken up. "But, Peter," you might say, "what could be awesome about the Caps losing two out of three games on that…
It's Mike Green's world and we're all just living in it. On Tuesday morning, Hockey Night In Canada's Elliotte Friedman published his…
Alex Ovechkin earns almost 9.5 million dollars against the salary cap each season, more than 13 percent of the Washington Capitals' player budget.…
On June 22, 2007, Ted Leonsis unveiled new uniforms for the Washington Capitals. The team dumped their five-starred eagle and Capitol Dome…
All puppy pics by Amanda Bowen You're back already for some more Awesome Index? Good, because I've got heaping helping of hella…
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